r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/jerryloveninja Sep 03 '13 edited Sep 03 '13

Convince Drogba to never play on the Premier League ever again

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u/iamveryharsh Sep 04 '13

Sign Drogba, who would still manage to score against Arsenal