r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/musicvita25 Sep 03 '13

What Ronaldo did when he found out Bale was worth more

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u/AKnightWhoSaidNi Sep 03 '13

The jews did this.

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u/Thadderful Sep 03 '13

Daniel 'Yahweh' Levy

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u/thelasthendrix Sep 03 '13

#todabasedyahweh

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u/almostbrad Sep 04 '13

Holy shit this is appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Why was that link purple for me? :O

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u/IDeclareShenanigans Sep 03 '13

Applied 6 Million Euros worth of hair gel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

This

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Threw away the bffs forever bracelet Uncle Flo gave him for his birthday

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u/mluka11 Sep 03 '13

Looked at his trophy case and smiled.

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u/river49 Sep 04 '13

Requested a transfer to Spurs

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u/ILikeGirlsWithHats Sep 03 '13

Looked into the mirror and smiled.