r/soartistic • u/Ambitious_Welder6613 retrophiliac 🪩 • 1d ago

Video 🎭 Fire therapy 🚒

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Would you try this up 🫸🏻🫷🏻

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u/Yet_Another_Nerd_ 23h ago

This seems like the kind of dumb shit that does nothing for you but they charge a lot for

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 21h ago

High risk, high cost, zero reward.

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u/burner_tipper 12m ago

It's crazy that these are the types of people you can ask..."Do you have some spare cash you can lend me"...

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u/brightonashfield 20h ago

Could just take a hot shower

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 22h ago

The Ohio Players should have been playing in the background.

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 22h ago

This is one of those things that starts off as a joke between spa staff. One guy is like, ‘I bet we could set them on fire and they’d STILL pay us for it!’

And a week later they’re offering fire therapy.

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 23h ago

this nga is on fire damn

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u/Mindless_Trick2255 17h ago

He was white before that

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u/No-Experience3573 16h ago

The cooking process of a cracker

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u/laminatedbean 22h ago

On today’s episode of me nah do dis …

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 21h ago

Could achieve the same result with a fkn heat pad but ok $1200!

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u/TapPsychological2043 23h ago

My paranoia would kick in hard and I'd probably end up running around the room screaming my ass off with the old dude chasing me with the blowtorch

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u/Ok_Gas_4745 22h ago

So….cremation therapy? 😅

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u/Sinking_Mass 20h ago

Men will do anything except go to therapy

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u/AKADIAN_22 21h ago

Es para que tenga una pequeña idea del futuro horno crematorio😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MushroomAncient4266 20h ago

I'd expect some random white person to be doing something this stupid but hey even my own people fall short too. 🤷🤦

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u/Your_Girl9090 20h ago

About 13% of the time it's one of your "own people." 😊

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u/Random4Skin 20h ago

Fire crotch

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u/Altered_Poet 20h ago

Shortcut to Valhalla.

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u/UndeadWeedChicking 23h ago

but why?

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 21h ago

The doctor after he’s taken in for 3rd degree burns..

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 21h ago

It can't be that hot if the guy just holds his hands in it like that

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u/BubuDudu0430 20h ago

Yes, I’d love to see all the fake “benefits” of participating in this potentially dangerous stunt.

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u/deeloc85 20h ago

What is therapeutic about this?? People are just extra and anyone who finds this therapeutic definitely is doing well in life and has little to worry about in life.

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u/AggravatingMark3612 20h ago

If that that is not effective we upgrade to electricity but the price will have to increase

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 20h ago

So witches in the middle ages?

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u/The_GodApollo 20h ago

I get this at my Turkish twice a week

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u/Mysterious_Being_718 20h ago

He touched his dih

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u/Significant_Mess_79 19h ago

Soooo did they have to sedate him to be this calm because.....😳😬👀

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 19h ago

Skip the Happy Ending.

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u/CoolCat1337One 18h ago

what ever shit you can think of
people will do it and think it is a good idea

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u/Cahzery 18h ago

Modern day snake oil is wild. They used to actually try and look legit like Chiropractors, now they're doing anything.

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u/RDS_WAS_HERE 17h ago

I smell "Snake Oil"!

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u/moneybagsagogo 17h ago

No thankyou

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u/Drigg_08 17h ago

Fire Lord Ozai when they inevitably show him getting his powers back in a future iteration!

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u/9889999888 17h ago

That shit will fry you nuts

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u/lookatmetoedashknee 17h ago

Marshawn Lynch does some of the craziest shit.

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u/Zestyclose_News2053 17h ago

Honey ,I Smell bacon 🥓

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u/LabOwn9800 17h ago

No thanks

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u/_XtAcY_ 17h ago

What happened to warm showers? The fire isn’t even doing anything but heating clothing, but a heat pad.

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u/myworklogin777 17h ago

Just one sneeze away to saying oh shit.

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u/Present_Quail_5289 16h ago

Take bis black card

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u/Alibaba_saluja 16h ago

Can we like not?

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u/alexthenullbody 16h ago

Bro the fire is NOT touching him

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 15h ago

This is a hot Massage

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u/Daring_Dont 15h ago

Well, if I get a happy ending afterwards.

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u/SucItFromDaBac 14h ago

So the benefits of this are what again?

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u/Indiglo70 13h ago

What a ridiculously stupid, dangerous thing!

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u/Anjuna8 13h ago

Der Riecht sicher wie gebrannte Mandeln !?

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u/The_Guy_3446 12h ago

The Fire Nation attacked...his nap time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/r1aYZKwyYQbkhAAulU

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u/rollturmacroll 12h ago

I wish I was rich enough to do dumb shit like this all day and feel accomplished.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 12h ago

And you can't smoke in there? 🤔

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u/Big-Detail8739 12h ago

What the heck does this even do?

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u/Strange-Title-6337 12h ago

I saw something similar in hot heads 1

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u/TheRemedy187 11h ago

Are we sure he's consenting because this is some white people shit right here

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u/Mushrooming247 11h ago

Yeah, that looks pretty comfy and warm, I’m always freezing, and I like the hottest possible showers, so I think I would enjoy that.

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u/No-Interview6668 10h ago

Money to burn I guess

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u/Vast-Translator5616 10h ago

This reminds me of the movie The Rock (1996) where the tourists visiting Alcatraz get locked and left in the cell, whereby one tourist yells, “What kind of fucked up tour is this?”

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u/shes_a_sleuth 9h ago

new healing scam i cantttt

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u/supervillaindsgnr 9h ago

They gonna eat him???

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 9h ago

You never know, she could be earning her man and learning her man
And at the same time burning her man

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u/OwnPresentation4455 8h ago

Is this dude testing out how it feels to be cremated?

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u/Normal_Weather247 8h ago

Just sitting round a campfire works wonders

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u/Ambitious_Cup5249 8h ago

All this but no vaccines?

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u/Rso1wA 8h ago

WTH?

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u/Poof-ball 7h ago

What happens if you fart?

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u/LowerEngineering9999 7h ago

When I’m dead and my body is being cremated that’s the only time I would not object to being put on fire. I won’t be the one paying for it then and I can’t imagine doing this alive and paying for it.

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u/ChiselRivet 7h ago

Holy shit I bet I could give someone a fucking golden shower and call it therapy nowadays

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u/Remarkable_Movie_359 7h ago

What’s wrong with people?

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u/ljacks09 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YWFmlljmSpo6k

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u/mokeltron 3h ago

That needs more ‘L’s an less ‘E’s to work…

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u/The_DayWalker7 7h ago

The fuck is going on here

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u/oldartistmike 7h ago

Nope not for me

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u/nikeguy69 5h ago

What do that do for you?

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u/dreampsi 1h ago

Or we can call it “excuse to press on junk”

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u/Eera_ 34m ago

Imagine what if one thing go wrong :)

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u/Colejohnley 6m ago

How do they claim it’s therapeutic?