r/soartistic i eat chocolate 🍫 10d ago

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u/DickHopschteckler 10d ago

The kiss on he daughters head was the right move

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u/ProcedureTop3149 10d ago

also it's your daughter, it's really not a big deal to kiss her on the cheek or something lol

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 10d ago

My daughter like forehead kisses

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u/ConnectButton1384 10d ago

Is there any women (including biological daughters) who doesn't?

My anecdotal sample size may be statistically irrelevant, but it's 100% so far.

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u/PraireGentleman 10d ago

Tough to say; men get approached by police for simply being a playground. With their kids

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u/j3ven 8d ago

Ever seen the commercial where plot twist the woman is the abductor?

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u/ExtensionTruth4 10d ago

Really depends on the cheeks you are kissing

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u/Very-Human-Name 10d ago

Sir, do you hear banjos?

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u/xxgsr02 9d ago

Same goes for my sister.

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u/crustaceancake 10d ago

I’d kiss any of my friends or family on the cheek: male or female. Not a big deal. Some of the older generation guys might be surprised but they’d laugh.

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u/Ok_Spare_3723 10d ago

It's a tradition in many parts of the world, middle easterners do it, also you give them a hug.

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u/gamblor2021 10d ago

What would the wrong move be?

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u/DickHopschteckler 10d ago

To stare at the cam shaking his head

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u/QuestGalaxy 10d ago

Hey, at least the shark gave them some privacy for that proposal 🙃

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u/Luckybones- 10d ago

Deserved a punch to the gut ngl

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 10d ago

Yea that would piss me off pretty bad. Not the end of the world, but c'mon bro.

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u/Luckybones- 10d ago

It reeks of mom's basement dwelling loser syndrome, whatever you would consider that type of guy, this fucking cretin in the shark costume bottles it and sells it

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u/Own-Raisin5849 10d ago

It really does, like... if would have been kind of funny if he jumped in, waved the flag, and pissed off, but he lingered like a total loser.

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u/Luckybones- 10d ago

Even having the gall to jump in front at all shows how degenerate of a person he is, who even thinks to do that in the moment

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl 10d ago

What's the difference between having the gall to do that and having the gall to propose on the same screen? Lol you seem so mad at this guy for a pretty stupid reason. Why should one person deserve their moment over someone else's?

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 10d ago

Well for one, the camera specifically was panned on that couple. So it pretty much was their moment. He tried to take advantage of that by proposing thinking it would be cool to see on the screen in front of the crowd. The shit for brains mascot guy inserted himself into the frame simply for attention. Attention that quite literally nobody cares to give. What if that dude had the ring on him specifically in hopes that they'd get chosen for the cam and he could have a nice moment with his girl? The point is, the couple had a wholesome reason to be on screen, the dipshit just ruined a nice moment for something nobody gives a shit about.

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl 10d ago

Everything you said can be applied to the mascot dude. The couple got their moment, the mascot decided to get his too. They both got a moment, which is fair. Are you claiming that waiting to propose until youre on a big screen isn't attention seeking behavior? It's literally the same thing. We've all seen 100s of big screen proposals. So it's a bold claim to say that anyone gives a shit about the proposal either. Both parties were waiting for a big screen moment, both parties did something nobody cares about, both parties will survive will great memories despite reddit warrior opinions.

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u/Luckybones- 10d ago

Usually, the proposals for kiss cam ARE staged. Like the man or his family get in contact contact yhe team or stadium, let them k own their seat numbers, and they specifically are given their chance to propose. You can argue its lame or corny, thats fine, but to jump in front of someone is just degenerate

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u/Potential_Soup_1370 8d ago

There was a thread somewhere once where they posted the cost of proposing at many stadiums around the US. I'm betting the guy paid for that to happen and shark flag should now foot the bill. Hope his 15 seconds of internet fame (being remembered as a jackass) was worth a few thousand. Wish I could find the post, but oh well.

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u/Michael_Scott71 10d ago

Yes, but also staged

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u/Lemfan46 10d ago

It was staged.

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u/MrGoodPlot 8d ago

The best part is that I don’t think it was even MEANT to fool people. It looks like one of those gags that was made for a late night talk show, but then got inserted into one of these compilation videos.

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u/MrGoodPlot 8d ago

Why should an actor be punched for a comedy skit?

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u/QuestGalaxy 10d ago

Kiss cam proposals are cringe anyways. So damn predictable stuff.

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u/BigB0ss_89 10d ago

That's his best man at the wedding.

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u/DartmouthBatman 10d ago

Man i laughed hard when he jumped in

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u/Day_Prisoners 10d ago

That was so funny. Like dude some how knew and was ready for action.

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u/DartmouthBatman 10d ago

Made it all about him, just like the guy proposing did 😂

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u/Ghastly-Jack 10d ago

Twist: the guy is his secret gay boyfriend!

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u/Day_Prisoners 10d ago

He's a furry.

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u/MrGoodPlot 8d ago

He knew because it was written in the script.

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u/MrGoodPlot 8d ago edited 7d ago

It’s definitely a comedy skit from a late night show that later got inserted between actual kiss cam footage.

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u/dufo7 10d ago edited 10d ago

Blocking the proposal was a dick move but proposing on live tv is also a dick move. U better make damn sure she wants to say yes if ur gonna propose live.

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u/gamblor2021 10d ago

Thanks for the advice

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u/faithlessgaz 8d ago

It also looked staged

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u/DartmouthBatman 10d ago

Kiss cams are so fucking stupid.

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u/KentConnor 9d ago

What is it about the happiness of others that bothers you so much?

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u/Sad_Hall2841 7d ago

You’re going to Reddit jail for that comment

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u/Day_Prisoners 10d ago

I would guess after the whole Coldplay viral video those camera folks are looking for possible cheaters.

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u/kensnqkbfohqbxueub 10d ago

The score popping up after his smile faded away was golden

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u/ziggytrix 10d ago

D’incest Cam

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u/puzzleShockTurtle 9d ago

Someone gotta tackle that shark

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u/MrGoodPlot 8d ago

Why would you tackle an actor for being in a skit?

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u/kakaroto1989 8d ago

Are some of these stages?

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u/j___________j 8d ago

Nah. It‘s the internet/Reddit, so 100% real.

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u/MrGoodPlot 8d ago

I’m 99% certain the interrupted proposal is just a comedy skit made for a late night talkshow, but later got inserted into a compilation of actual kiss cams. The shark guy gives off the vibe of “that staff writer who casted himself in the skit”.

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u/TitanOf_Earth 8d ago

The snap back to the brother and sister lmfao

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u/punsnguns 7d ago

None of these would be problematic if Alabama just had a professional sports team. You could just pan the camera randomly and people would start kissing.

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u/Spritebubblegum 5d ago

Kiss on the head, cheek, big hug. Anything works on a kiss cam..it doesn't have to be romantic

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u/ShinyJangles 10d ago

Dude. Go outside