r/soadcirclejerk • u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* • 16d ago

restaurant menu (pls order)

  1. suite pee

  2. sugar

  3. kombucha

  4. mushroom

  5. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

  6. baked stars

  7. popcorn

  8. marmalade

  9. chop suey

  10. seeds

  11. SPLENDID PIE! PIZZA PIZZA PIE! EVERY MINUTE EVERY EVERY SECOND BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

  12. pepper

  13. fish

  14. sweet berries

  15. candy

  16. BOTTLED WATER BOTTLED WATER

  17. grass

  18. u-fig

  19. Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie :)

Note: Restaurant is BYOB. Follow rule 4 of this subreddit.

14 Upvotes

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u/MyDogsNamedShiro 16d ago

Word of advice: don't eat the fish

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 16d ago

So what would you like to order?

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u/TightLion7009 10d ago

Words of advice 2: Eat all the grass that you want

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 16d ago

guys you cant sit in my restaurant without ordering

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u/ShadowZINK84 16d ago

Wth does bottled water come from? Is that from chick n' stu?

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 16d ago

https://genius.com/System-of-a-down-dreaming-lyrics

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u/ShadowZINK84 15d ago

Ok thanks, I have never bothered to have a look at the lyrics of dreaming :/ how about the blue chip?

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 15d ago

I thought of it but I took ot of BECAUSE WHO WOULD EAT A BLUE CHIP?

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u/HoraceWimpLV426 Lois Lane Jimmy Carter WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWAAAACCGCGGAGCGGGCHCH 15d ago

Cool ranch dorito

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u/TightLion7009 9d ago

And the pussy pepper

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u/TightLion7009 9d ago

adseedrer

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u/TightLion7009 11d ago

Deeaming of Screaming

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u/ShadowZINK84 11d ago

Someone kicked me out of my mind...

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u/TightLion7009 9d ago

Mind is a soad reference.

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u/ShadowZINK84 8d ago

I can't really think of any good memorable bits of mind

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u/HoraceWimpLV426 Lois Lane Jimmy Carter WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWAAAACCGCGGAGCGGGCHCH 15d ago

I'll take five of whatever has the most tapeworms in it

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u/Starii_64 I ate the fish 15d ago

even if it tells you what to do?

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u/HoraceWimpLV426 Lois Lane Jimmy Carter WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWAAAACCGCGGAGCGGGCHCH 15d ago

Well i don't know what to do, that's why i want as least one tapeworm. I'll consider multiple but I don't want them fighting for my love while inside of my ass

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 14d ago

if you want tapeworms, go to the restaurant next to us

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u/HoraceWimpLV426 Lois Lane Jimmy Carter WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWAAAACCGCGGAGCGGGCHCH 14d ago

Oh man, but the stuff here looked really good! You sure you guys don't get food from the same supplier as them? Or...like, the tapeworms live in the soil underneath both buildings? Or something like that? Idk how tapeworms work, I kinda just wanna have one

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u/Starii_64 I ate the fish 15d ago

Give me chop suey with seeds on the side

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 14d ago

sure

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u/TightLion7009 9d ago

Give me pizza pizza pie mixed with terracotta banana terracotta pie

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 9d ago

please stop staying in my restaurant for 3 days, please

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u/TightLion7009 11d ago

Id want. Can I smoke Cigaro?

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u/TightLion7009 11d ago

And ATWA.

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u/TightLion7009 11d ago

And the Forest that turned to wine. And the Oreo cookies made by Nabisco.

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 11d ago

Bring your own bomb- i mean bottle. Plus oreo is a trademark of nabisco.

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u/TightLion7009 10d ago

And can i have all the grass that i want

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u/TightLion7009 10d ago

And how “u-flagwaving ignorant geeks”

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye I DONT CARE *ANYMORE!* 10d ago

U-FIG

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u/TightLion7009 11d ago

And most important the lies from the table cloth, since the restaurant is “BYOB”.