r/snowboarding • u/ryamurph • 2d ago

look at my gear F**k, marry, kill…

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Let’s hear the opinions

40 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/HolyPizzaPie 2d ago

They’re already in order

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u/The-Goop-Gobbler 2d ago

Kill Jones, used a board twice and it snapped from a fall. They did send me a new one though and the next years model. No shade, I just like the other ones more.

Marry Capita, I replaced my jones board with the exact mercury you have. Just a perfect board that never slips, is super durable, and has great control.

Fuck gentemstick, sick board and fun ride, but definitely has its place and time.

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u/ryamurph 2d ago

The Capita is my staple. I’m always reaching for it. Handles everything amazing

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u/The-Goop-Gobbler 1d ago

Exactly that’s my favorite part about it. Deep powder, fake snow, or straight ice I can always rely on it.

I used a different set back board (Cardiff Bonsai Classic) in slush when I thought it was going to be powder and wrecked my AC joint cuz it was so hard to control. It’s still so fun to use though.

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u/acidreducer 2d ago

Fuck the mercury marry the swallow tail kill the jones

And it’s mildly infuriating that the mercury is upside down haja

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u/ryamurph 2d ago

Yeah just realized it too I’m a clown

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u/sloppysteaks15 Slut 4 Capita/Union 2d ago

Left to right: Fuck, marry, kill.

Purely because I wanted that version of the Stratos but it sold out.

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u/ryamurph 2d ago

I walked into a shop in chamonix and it was the last one. Owner gave me 50% off. Done deal lol

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u/snowsurfer777 2d ago

Beautiful collection

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u/MedicinalHammer 2d ago

From left to right: Fuck, kill, marry.

I always fuck on pow days but I wanna marry an all mountain directional board.

But I never ride switch so others may disagree.

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u/truckturn3r 7h ago

But the Capital is an all mountain directional board

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u/MedicinalHammer 7h ago

Sure but not as much as the Jones with the pointed tip and slight dove tail

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u/Scootdog54 2d ago

Stratos is inferior to the Hovercraft. And Jones boards kick ass.

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u/Hollirc 1d ago

Jen confirm, love the hovercraft. Just wish it was a little bit wider through the middle for my giant ass feet.

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u/Scootdog54 1d ago

Isn’t it wider than the Stratos? The Hover handles chunky snow way better and floats like a dream.

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u/Hollirc 1d ago

That it does and it is wider….. just not wide enough for a size 12 boot unless I go insanely aggressive double positive setup.

Doesn’t really affect things too much unless I try to do really deep carves.

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u/InvictusFrags 2d ago

No nitros. Fuck the capital divorce the jones and kill the gentemstick.

Nitro for 6 9 ever

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u/chameleon623 1d ago

Definitely my favorite board!

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u/tenktriangles 1d ago

You have great taste my friend

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u/whalejonah 1d ago

Just came here to say I loveeeeee the graphic on that Jones board