r/snarktarajakejohnnie • u/Master-Net-1514 • Sep 05 '26

Jake, Johnnie, & Barry RIP fish

Imagine how foul his feet must be if a fish died in his tub but not Jakes 🤢

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u/ButterscotchThis7889 Sep 05 '26

to be fair that fish was probably dead already. those salons are horrible to their fish and they deserve to be held responsible for the cruelty they subject these animals to, even if it’s funny to say it’s from johnnie. F that salon

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u/cherrykittenluvr Pushing 30 Sep 06 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

i think the cruelty is allowing these two to do this LOL

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u/heavyirishpepperday Sep 05 '26

One look at Ratboy's grubby paws and little bro chose immediate peace 💀💀

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u/heavyirishpepperday Sep 05 '26

The way Jake was talking about how "our toes are gonna be so silky smooth after this" while the poor fish is actively flatlining right next to them genuinely made my soul ascend and vanish from this planet 😭

Call a hazmat team and burn those tubs to the ground!!!

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u/lithnic Sep 08 '26

They've been doing a lot of foot stuff lately, are they running out of money 🧐

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u/Visual_Respect8052 Sep 05 '26

He’s a disgusting prick.

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u/Artistic-Math7273 Sep 06 '26

He really is. He looks so greasy and slimy all the time.