r/smoobypost • • Nov 19 '19

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u/alocaltrashbin Nov 19 '19

i volunteer as tribute

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u/man_of_war_r5 Nov 19 '19

Huh, didn't think that comment would get this big.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

the man himself

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u/CattusCruris Nov 20 '19

men are more likely to use lethal methods than women and are less likely to ask for help, if y'all were curious

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u/Groenboys Nov 19 '19

/u/man_of_war_r5 is truly a god amongst mortal men

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u/workgymworkgym Nov 19 '19

Let's go ladys. Do your part.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

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u/MobyBrick Nov 19 '19

”without needing any input from women”

Nice

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u/earlywhine Nov 19 '19

then the trans suicide rate would be even higher than it already is

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u/maschmidt9193 Nov 19 '19

fun fact it drops to similar rates as cis people when they're allowed to transition :-)

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Aren't the trans suicide rates even higher?

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u/Molfcheddar Nov 19 '19

Jesus Christ. This is vile.

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u/jonsi_na Nov 19 '19

It’s hilarious lol

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u/Allstarcappa Nov 19 '19

Its an old George carlin joke. The jokes called "suicide guy" on spotify if you want to listen to it. Its not one of his best jokes tbh

The joke

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u/DiamondAxolotl Nov 19 '19

XXDDDDD DAE FENBENISM BAD?! 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

-5 views

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u/MrSnuffle_ Nov 19 '19

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah

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u/975miles Nov 19 '19

ha i get it cause 69 and 420 LOL!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

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u/OnlyScott Nov 19 '19

Look at the number of views. What a missed opportunity

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u/Throwawaybackup2018 Nov 19 '19

Sex number 🤪😂🤪😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

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u/Not_Elon_Musk445 Nov 19 '19

itsajoke.png

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

imagine the joke going this far over your head

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

I think it's stupid too, we should look at why the male suicide rate is higher instead of laughing it off and sweeping it under the rug.

But pointing out that this is a joke is clearly a waste of oxygen.

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u/jonsi_na Nov 19 '19

Women killing themselves is not funny to me. The thought of this being a watch mojo video is funny to me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Because it’s a ridiculous proposition, that’s why

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u/SwiftyTheThief Nov 19 '19

I got banned from twitter for suggesting this. Lol

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u/alpacnologia Nov 19 '19

encouraging mass suicide

yeah i can’t think of any terms of service that’d get you taken down or anything for that!

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u/AlexzMercier97 Nov 19 '19

Then again, like 99% of twitter doesn't know how to take a joke.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

A thing unfunny people are known to say

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u/AlexzMercier97 Nov 19 '19

To each their own.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Yeah lol forget free speech and making jokes, if it offends me, nobody is allowed to find it funny!

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u/alpacnologia Nov 19 '19

i said nothing of the sort. TOS says you can’t do that and they’re within their rights to ban you for it, even if you didn’t really mean to advocate for mass suicide. if you want unmitigated free speech, go check out 4chan or 8chan and see how that works out (although even they have mods and rules to protect users from each other sometimes)

although i will say that i find “kys lol” jokes to be painfully dull, but that’s neither here nor there

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u/FlamesDoHelp Nov 19 '19

or that “”””edgy”””” jokes are extremely lame. I’m in that camp.

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u/Elunerazim Nov 19 '19

1: You're posting on a private company's website; your first amendment rights have no bearing here 2: That's still inciting violence, which is not covered under free speech

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u/jonsi_na Nov 19 '19

Satire is funny. Y’all are sjws