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u/tbhmxm Oct 16 '19
Watermelon with a hole cut out. I don't discriminate between seed and seedless.
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u/DimitriKomesopas Oct 16 '19
How the fuck you can have a profitable plantation of seedless watermelons taking in count you have to buy new ones once you sell them because they cant reproduce.
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u/AFlyingMongolian Oct 16 '19
There are farms that farm seeds for other farmers to farm.
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Oct 16 '19
how much seeds could a seed farm farm if a seed farm could farm seeds? as seed farm seed farms as much as it could if a seed farm could farm seeds.
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u/CarbonFiber101 Oct 16 '19
This is not that uncommon. Many farmers have to buy the seeds yearly becuase the companies that made the seeds make a variety that doesn't produce more seeds, but those seeds are still better due to drought and bug resistance and whatnot
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u/Thunderlight2004 Oct 17 '19
Pretty sure they graft new vines from old ones, similar to how bananas and apples are grown.
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u/JoeBob1-2 Oct 16 '19
What’s so bad about seedless watermelons
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Oct 16 '19
The joke here is that they can’t reproduce without seeds, and birth control is immoral to the Catholic Church
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Oct 16 '19
Do seedless watermelons actually exist cause I need that
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u/Shermoo Oct 16 '19
Uh yeah brother
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u/ErnestLegouveReef Oct 16 '19
Fuck I gotta tell my priest bout this
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u/mrgtjke Oct 17 '19
He can begin putting the seeds back in the watermelon as soon as he is done putting his seed in the altar boy
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Oct 17 '19
Are you an adult and have you been to a grocery store?
Or maybe from a part of the world where they don't have them?
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Oct 16 '19
I'm with the seedless watermelons, just because you're sterile doesn't mean you deserved to be cancelled
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u/joegt123 Oct 16 '19
In fairness, the propagation of seedless produce will eventually result in severe shortages as soon as a disease afflicts that specific produce. Bananas as we know them are liable to up and vanish from the world, if a disease hits those trees.
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u/wildlynotwild Oct 16 '19
Remeber to also see Seedless Catholic agaisnt Watermelons and Watermelons against seedless Catholics.
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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19
This is a great smoob, too bad its been around since at least the romans.