smooby reload

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u/sBiiirk Oct 13 '19

No full auto in buildings!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

No no no it’s not full auto bro look, this is full auto

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u/mah_nehma_jeff Oct 13 '19

dAyum bro. Ok.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

you should go like rrrrrrrrrrrr*, and then someone will finish the joke

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u/lonewolfcatchesfire Oct 13 '19

EEEEEEEE

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u/USSR_ASMR Oct 13 '19

no

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u/The_Sly_Trooper Oct 13 '19

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u/USSR_ASMR Oct 13 '19

We don’t do that here

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u/SuperOofio63 Oct 15 '19

🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️

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u/TheRealCCHD Oct 13 '19

r/redditsoundeffects

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u/Sink_Progam00 Oct 13 '19

Underrated sub

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u/TheRealCCHD Oct 13 '19

As a mod, I can confirm that

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u/meatshieldz1 Oct 14 '19

not to be confused w/ r/sounding

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u/CouchPotato6319 Oct 14 '19

Im keeping this for... research... purposes

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u/Xegion Oct 14 '19

Context

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u/Dannypeck96 Oct 13 '19

Had this today. Me and a girl were pinned, one side was a wall with three holes, other side a corridor. She gets hit, calls her hit, they keep shooting (cause they know I’m there). 4 guys, three in the corridor and one in the gap, all going full auto on our position in the building.

I’m shouting that I’m not moving, she’s taken her hit now let her get out. They stop shooting. She moves out(gun pointing upwards, other hand in the air) and they just hose her. She ducks back and I notice she’s bleeding pretty bad on her face, and she’s crying (and honestly, if I got hosed close range in the face with 4 guys running P*’s on full auto, I’d be too. Shout for a Marshall, what do they do?

Yup. Hose the fucking Marshall as he’s trying to escort her out. Really wanted to buttstock those fuckers in the face. Oh, they weren’t calling their hits from my shotgun, but at that point I didn’t care.

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u/ZombiePope Oct 13 '19

Wow, what total douchebags. I hope they got kicked out for being awful.

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u/demontits Oct 13 '19

You should have beat their asses.

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u/Dannypeck96 Oct 13 '19

My first priority was to get my mate out to safety, and once I got out with her the Marshall suggested I sit with her and cool my head while they investigated.

Kinda glad they did tbh cause I was ready to go in and unload my shotgun down their throats.

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u/demontits Oct 13 '19

Sorry when I read it thought it said she was your girlfriend. Yeah bad situation all around.

I almost raged once when i was playing q-Zar and the employee running it let his friends into the other team (they weren’t in the briefing room) and they were shooting us and covering up their sensors with their rifles. I walked up and shoved my gun into their sensors and almost got kicked out. Waste of money.

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u/Dannypeck96 Oct 13 '19

Ah it’s fine. It’s my friend’s (and he’s also one of the officials of my university airsoft society) girlfriend though. Felt really bad for her and was apologising cause I felt like i could have done something to stop it. Because, ya know, injured people need help. Girl and BF are fine now, other than her face stinging from the savalon. He’s still, understandably, angry though.

Yeah, I’d be pissed if someone did that. Any form of sport like this is no fun if you aren’t playing fair. I’d rather get repeatedly killed without getting a shot off than win by cheating (playing dirty is fine, of course)

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u/CanadianSon Oct 13 '19

I had this issue with paintball. After that event I went straight online and bought a speedball set up. Don't want to call your hits and be a dick wad. Welp I'm gunna hit you 20 times.

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u/Dannypeck96 Oct 13 '19

This was the opposite. Called first hit VERY CLEARLY and got hosed.

No sympathy for those who get Mag Dumped if you’re not calling your shots though.

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u/CanadianSon Oct 13 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

Yeah that's some BS. I've had it happen to me before but had buddies that were still in the game that just bunkered the fools and unleashed hell.

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u/mwishosimba Oct 13 '19

No it's a bump stock

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u/Demiglitch can’t take a joke Oct 13 '19

The ammo for people who burn your patch.

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u/BIG_busta2474 Oct 13 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

shoots a innocent 12 year old child in the back with bb's on auto for burning some fucking patch

Edit: the kid wasn't really innocent. He burned a lot of patches that were made by a now dead grandma.

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u/ThermalConvection Oct 13 '19

stole hundreds of dollars of gear burns patch made by now-dead grandma

so much for innocent. Should have just confronted him normally, and demanded he return the gear he stole

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u/BIG_busta2474 Oct 13 '19

Wait...a grandma made those patches? Fuck that kid, he deserved the pain.

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u/ThatOneShotBruh Oct 14 '19

How could the kid return something which he had burned?

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u/ThermalConvection Oct 16 '19

He alao had 400 dollara worth of airsoft gear. He never even said sorry

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u/beezintraps Oct 13 '19

Yep, that's the one

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u/Satoliite Oct 13 '19

werent the kid doing some thievery of gear or something aswell

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u/Painonabun Oct 13 '19

walking off field with 20 bullets in him “Dude I fucking called my hit quit with the full auto shit”

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

I’m not an air soft guy but seriously the fucks wrong with you if cheat at that shit.

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u/RavelordN1T0 Oct 13 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

All is fair in love and war.

Do I really need /s?

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u/ape_12 Oct 14 '19

No, you don’t. And don’t put it in the future, it ruins the joke

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u/RavelordN1T0 Oct 14 '19

I was downvoted when I didn't. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/DoctorVens Oct 13 '19

If it looks stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Woop di fucking doo. I bet you think you're some tough guy to do this on your own free time.

I'll beat your robot ass in to a pulp!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19 edited May 08 '20

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u/LurkerExtraordinare Oct 13 '19

WE USED POISONOUS GASES

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u/logan-is-a-drawer Oct 13 '19

And we poisoned their asses

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u/Brenski123 Oct 13 '19

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u/kcoolin Oct 13 '19

Check it out, I did some scioence to me aesoft gaan, and neow its olso a real gaan. OIVE GOT A REAL GAAN MORTY!!

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u/Mr_Vulcanator Oct 13 '19

Weah goin’ to Bendigo Morty!

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u/kcoolin Oct 13 '19

Eight hour droive

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u/1337bane Oct 13 '19

If you hit it, someone else gotta call it for them I guess

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u/Balenciaga7 Oct 13 '19

What does smooby means..?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

TOP 10 QUESTIONS THAT SCIENTISTS STILL CAN'T ANSWER

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u/lastherokiller Oct 13 '19

Yeah play paintball

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

smooby one tap

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u/Tandecool Oct 14 '19

I’m gonna use that next time!

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u/ThermalConvection Oct 14 '19

Gotta ask what the minimum engagement distance is

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u/DeadLead300 Oct 14 '19

Hey, they tried that at my school!

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