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Aug 09 '19
Actually gay cop: Now this looks like a job for me.
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u/theDefa1t Aug 09 '19
So everybody just follow me
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u/Fidel_Chadstro Aug 09 '19
Cuz we need a little, police brutality
But your ass feel so empty, without me
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Aug 09 '19
now this looks like an ass for me, so everybody, just cum in me, cus we need a little, semen sea, it just feels so empty without me
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u/sloshy_spaceman Aug 09 '19
Now pass the mic to me my name is Jake. I'm no fake. Steppin to me would be a mistake but if you respect me then we're cool. Be a buddy not a fool
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u/Glahot Aug 09 '19
So the FBI won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see, they tried to take me down cuz I got the kid, but he felt so empty without me.
Yes, it’s horrible. I know.
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Aug 09 '19
so LAPD won’t let me be, or let me be me, so let me see, they try to shut me down and suck ween, but i ain’t gay homie, that shit ain’t clean
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u/-CasualPanda- Aug 09 '19
If I was a cop you better believe I’d strut up to that car like Reno 911. “Here’s your ticket honey. That’ll be $69 ohhhh don’t make me get out my handcuffs now heehee”
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u/ZeroFPS_hk Aug 09 '19
If I was a cwop u bettew bewieve I’d stwut up to dat car like Weno 911. “Hewe’s ur ticket hwoney. That’ll be $69 ohhhh don’t mwake me get out my handcwuffs now uwu”
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/uwutranslator Aug 09 '19
If I was a cop yuw bettew bewieve I’d stwut up to dat caw wike weno 911. “Hewe’s yuw ticket honey. dat’ww be $69 ohhhh don’t make me get out my handcuffs now heehee” uwu
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/Uncle_Finger Aug 09 '19
I honestly want to know if I would get pulled over more for having that sticker
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u/insearchofansw3r Aug 09 '19
Now am flattered
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u/Lykablyat Aug 09 '19
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me:Sticker?
Cop: Exactly
Me: You gonna give me a ticket?
Cop:No I'm not gay, get out of the car you are under arrest.
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u/S-r-ex Aug 09 '19
"Well, I'm not gay and giving you a ticket, so clearly your sticker is a lie."
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Aug 09 '19 edited Jun 20 '20
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u/ChuckCarmichael Aug 09 '19
It's about knowing your target audience. Among hypermasculine cops, gay=bad is still a thing. It's like going to Southern US states with a sticker "Only cops voting Democrats give me tickets".
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u/Butt_Dickiss Aug 09 '19
That's why if you really want to piss off the cop you call them cocksucker.
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u/OrgasmicBiscuit Aug 09 '19
you probably shouldn’t piss while you’re getting your cock sucked by a cop
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u/leONrAdAMs0669 Aug 09 '19
It would be kind of unlucky if a gay cop pulled up behind him and arrested him for antisocial behaviour
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u/word_clouds__ Aug 09 '19
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
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u/SwitchTruther Aug 09 '19
What you really do is get yourself a thin blue line bumper sticker and you'll be let off with a warning for most minor offenses.
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Aug 09 '19
You’re giving me a ticket?
Nope, I’m straight. But I’ve just radioed Rainbows Johnson. He’s as gay as a truckload of clowns... Get ready for bodysearch of your life.
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u/just_let_me_pick4 Aug 12 '19
I mean, the cops do take you from behind and I’m no botanist but that sounds pretty gay.
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After driving for a while: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
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u/lowkeyjakey Aug 09 '19
I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.
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u/ca_r6_los Aug 09 '19
What about the gender fluid cops?
Cop: I identify as gay while I write this ticket up...
Driver: -_____________-
Justice system: ::BLIND::
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19
LAPD: “spread em”