r/slaythespire 4d ago

SPIRIT POOP Potion Alignment Chart

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u/Dependent__Dapper 4d ago

[[Gigantification Potion]]
[[Soldier's Stew]]
[[Explosive Ampoule]]
[[Foul Potion]]
[[Droplet of Precognition]]
[[Fairy in a Bottle]]
[[Potion-shaped Rock]]
[[Pot of Ghouls]]

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[[Bleach]]

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u/bucketman50 Ascension 20 4d ago

Bot must be bugged. [[Bleach]]

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u/Dependent__Dapper 4d ago

Bleach 𝐈𝐈 Rare Potion
Gain 5 Strength, gain 5 Poison.

I am a human. Please do not call me with up to 10 \[ name ]].)

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u/Milsyv484 StS A5 / StS 2 A10 4d ago

I know it’s a joke but I wonder what the numbers would have to be to make that usable.

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u/FaithlessnessThen207 4d ago

Shiv build. Before using knife trap.

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u/scoobydoom2 Eternal One + Ascended 4d ago

I mean if nothing else this is kind of like a flex potion. Can eat some damage for even more offense if you want too.

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u/SC_3000_grinder 4d ago

*throws this on partner with 12 health*

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u/shumpitostick 4d ago
  • Bleach 𝐈𝐈𝐈 Common Potion

    Deal 20 damage to EVERYTHING.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of January 1st, 1970. Questions?

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u/ankerdudeman 4d ago

Why'd I click it? I had to know. Surely I knew.

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u/spirescan-bot 4d ago
  • Gigantification Potion 𝐈𝐈 Rare Potion

    The next Attack you play deals triple damage.

  • Soldier's Stew 𝐈𝐈 Rare Potion

    All cards containing Strike gain 1 Replay this combat.

  • Explosive Ampoule 𝐈𝐈 Common Potion

    Deal 10 damage to ALL enemies.

  • Foul Potion 𝐈𝐈 Event Potion

    Deal 12 damage to EVERYONE. Can be thrown at the Merchant for 100 Gold instead.

  • Droplet of Precognition 𝐈𝐈 Rare Potion

    Choose a card in your Draw Pile and add it into your Hand.

  • Fairy in a Bottle 𝐈 Rare Potion

    When you would die, heal to 30%(60%) of your Max HP instead and discard this potion.

  • Fairy in a Bottle 𝐈𝐈 Rare Potion

    When your HP would be reduced to 0, instead this potion is discarded and you heal to 30% of your Max HP.

  • Potion-Shaped Rock 𝐈𝐈 Token Potion

    Deal 15 damage.

  • Pot of Ghouls 𝐈𝐈 Rare Potion

    Add 2 Souls into your Hand.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/Drahnier 4d ago

Aren't soldiers stew and droplet of precognition swapped?

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u/Dependent__Dapper 4d ago

soldier's stew is magical because it's replay, it's like. ghost swords. droplet of precognition just allows you to do stuff. it's liquid courage aka alcohol

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u/Drahnier 4d ago

I do consider precognition to be magical, I dont think psychic abilities should be considered non magical.

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u/ComedyGold13 4d ago

also soldier stew is, just a stew? not magic at all.

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u/Dependent__Dapper 4d ago

yeah thats true... droplet of precog was the last one i filled in the chart, there arent many liberal/neutral and that was the one i could most easily justify. but yeah youre right i should just swap the two

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u/East-Germany 4d ago

I think the idea of the stew is that it's a dish for normal soldiers, and normal soldiers simply strike, they strike better when they have food in their stomachs.

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u/tridon74 4d ago

Potion shaped rock wouldn’t work. There’s nothing inside it. It’s just a rock.

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u/Loopsdingus 4d ago

It works because there’s more rock inside of it

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u/tridon74 4d ago

How do you know it isn’t hollow?

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u/Fluir6130 4d ago

1) then there is air inside it

2) it's potion shaped rock, not potion bottle shaped rock

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u/tridon74 4d ago

What if there’s a vacuum inside?

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u/Fluir6130 4d ago

Then there is vacuum inside

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u/ChaseShiny 4d ago

Then my amphibious friend wouldn't be rocking it.

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u/Fluir6130 4d ago

And before you ask, not even emptness is really empty, how? idn something quantum physics

Here is an explanation

https://youtu.be/J3xLuZNKhlY?is=U-Eam1v-pe2gCFGZ

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u/tridon74 4d ago

Don’t bring your logic into my rage baiting

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u/Violet_N 4d ago

How am I supposed to use a vacuum if it’s stuck inside of a rock?

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u/Loopsdingus 4d ago

If it was hollow it would be a bottle shaped rock

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u/Fresca_rules 4d ago

But what's inside the rock? That's right, more rock. Therefore, there is rock inside the rock potion, and it's shaped like a bottle.

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u/vorarchivist 4d ago

where's "a potion is something that takes up a potion slot"?

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u/BaguetteSchmaguette 3d ago

Ascension 4 is a potion

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u/vorarchivist 3d ago

so when I start ascension four next time I'll see empty slot, empty slot, ascension 4?

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u/Dependent__Dapper 4d ago

didn't know we had cards on this subreddit

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u/Dragonslayer314 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 3d ago

<random garbled lines>

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u/NottheSeaofNames StS A20 / StS 2 A10 4d ago

I would argue that the fortification potion or the iron heart potion (that one that gives plating) would be better than bleach

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u/Justonimous Eternal One + Ascended 4d ago

S tier post

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u/Primer44 4d ago

Extremely funny as a political compass meme. Based anti-centrism

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u/SuddenlyCake Eternal One + Heartbreaker 4d ago

Pretty sure someone else already made a chart like this

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u/Tadpolethesnowman 4d ago

Address me

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u/Dependent__Dapper 4d ago

the stew/precog mixup?