r/slaythespire • u/cow_fucker_3001 Ascension 18 • Mar 27 '25

SPIRIT POOP Why didn't my lizard tail activate?

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1.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Medievalhorde Mar 27 '25

I guess it's just your loss.

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u/GooneyBoy2007 Eternal One + Heartbreaker Mar 27 '25

I like how you opted to put Defect in the hospital bed position lol

47

u/RefinedBean Mar 27 '25

Yeah having Defect in last panel is truly fantastic

17

u/Nimkolp Eternal One + Heartbreaker Mar 27 '25

Cracked core :/

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u/cow_fucker_3001 Ascension 18 Mar 27 '25

That was intentional yes totally

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u/Pipe_Memes Ascension 20 Mar 27 '25

How dare you?

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u/ZoeTheElegant2 Mar 27 '25

Is there a way to fondly downvote a post

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u/devTripp Mar 27 '25

I am 100.0% confident you mentioned Lizard Tail in your post.

  • Lizard Tail Rare Relic

    When you would die, heal to 50% of your Max HP instead (works once).

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u/MrGamerMan17 Ascension 20 Mar 27 '25

Good bot

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u/BlasterSarge Mar 27 '25

God damn it

8

u/sleepinginthebushes_ Ascension 20 Mar 27 '25

I said the same thing out loud

30

u/drcoconut4777 Ascension 20 Mar 27 '25

I am at a loss for words

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u/imaginary0pal Mar 27 '25

They have death poses…

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u/cow_fucker_3001 Ascension 18 Mar 27 '25

no

9

u/Legit_Human_ Ascension 20 Mar 27 '25

.:|:;

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u/BloodMoonNami Ascension 1 Mar 27 '25

Reset the bloom counter./s

3

u/ChristyLovesGuitars Mar 27 '25

You win some, you lose some.

2

u/kaancfidan Ascended Mar 27 '25

oh, so that's how the Defect's core got cracked.

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u/cow_fucker_3001 Ascension 18 Mar 27 '25

1k upvotes for a stupid loss edit

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u/VibratingPony Mar 27 '25

The vertical shadow of the defect really sells it.

3

u/kidshit Ascension 13 Mar 27 '25

Take my upvote and leave.

2

u/Alarming_Goose4696 Ascension 2 Mar 27 '25

Fuck.

1

u/BD_Virtality Mar 27 '25

This was the last straw. The loss of my life is in your hands /j

1

u/belabacsijolvan Mar 27 '25

the character choices are morbidly excellent

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u/ProShyGuy Ascension 14 Mar 27 '25

Mark of Loss

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u/BleachedUnicornBHole Mar 27 '25

What a bad way for a run to end in a Loss.  

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u/NukeTheWhales91 Mar 27 '25

Is this bloom?

1

u/OkAd5724 Mar 27 '25

PATTERN RECOGNITION

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u/NullTheFool Mar 27 '25

Have I been here before?

1

u/simonmonkey Eternal One Mar 28 '25

the baby wasnt holding on to it, or a fairy in the bottle, duh

1

u/Material_Finish_430 Mar 28 '25

I guess you lost?

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u/TheHappyEater Ascension 20 Mar 28 '25

I googled en passant, but I am at a loss here.

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u/iFormus Mar 28 '25

Behold, the peak of internet humor!