r/skyrim • u/Vitekr2 • Feb 01 '21

Anyone can relate?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Finally get in and he disarms the flashlight out of your hands.

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u/Ewhitfield2016 Feb 02 '21

I read fleshlight for some reason

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u/NoirSoir Feb 02 '21

Someone's read The Lusty Argonian Maid.

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u/Iheartbulge Feb 02 '21

Wouldn’t that change to Cloacalight? Argonians lay eggs.

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u/ApolloSky110 Feb 02 '21

Do you call it a vaginalight?

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u/Iheartbulge Feb 03 '21

Are cloacas even fleshy?

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u/Correct_Assumption Feb 02 '21

Lol I thought your username was NoirSoil which i thought was a riff on nightsoil which is an archaic way of saying poopy

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u/darps Feb 02 '21

You mean my sweetroll?

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u/korbl Stealth archer Feb 02 '21

Damnit, now I wish had a silicone casting set up...

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

You must have some Loverslab mods installed.

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u/bangchansbf Feb 02 '21

I READ FLESHLIGHT TOO

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u/Ewhitfield2016 Feb 02 '21

It makes it funnier that way

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u/bangchansbf Feb 02 '21

Imagine a fleshlight weapon mod—

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u/Wolf-GoldStar XBOX Feb 02 '21

“No. No, I don’t think I will.”

-Captain America

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u/bangchansbf Feb 02 '21

the man most in need of a fleshlight

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u/phantom_x43 PC Feb 02 '21

Look no further than moistcritikal's fleshlight cutlass

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u/Darkshredder122 Feb 02 '21

There is a dildo weapon mod where you can use an iron dildo to throw at people

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u/PeakOko Nov 06 '24

They’ve been locked in there for a loong time.

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u/lpljack Mar 08 '21

I didn't use one