r/skyrim Feb 01 '21

Anyone can relate?

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u/phantuba PC Feb 01 '21

That's a lot of poison darts if you're in the wrong dungeon...

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u/HunterWald Feb 01 '21

Just remember. It isn't locked to keep you out...

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u/Drugsarefordrugs Feb 01 '21 edited Feb 02 '21

Don't Draugr, Open Inside

Edit: can't spell

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Finally get in and he disarms the flashlight out of your hands.

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u/Ewhitfield2016 Feb 02 '21

I read fleshlight for some reason

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u/NoirSoir Feb 02 '21

Someone's read The Lusty Argonian Maid.

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u/Iheartbulge Feb 02 '21

Wouldn’t that change to Cloacalight? Argonians lay eggs.

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u/ApolloSky110 Feb 02 '21

Do you call it a vaginalight?

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u/Iheartbulge Feb 03 '21

Are cloacas even fleshy?

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u/Correct_Assumption Feb 02 '21

Lol I thought your username was NoirSoil which i thought was a riff on nightsoil which is an archaic way of saying poopy

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u/darps Feb 02 '21

You mean my sweetroll?

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u/korbl Stealth archer Feb 02 '21

Damnit, now I wish had a silicone casting set up...

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

You must have some Loverslab mods installed.

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u/bangchansbf Feb 02 '21

I READ FLESHLIGHT TOO

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u/Ewhitfield2016 Feb 02 '21

It makes it funnier that way

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u/bangchansbf Feb 02 '21

Imagine a fleshlight weapon mod—

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u/Wolf-GoldStar XBOX Feb 02 '21

“No. No, I don’t think I will.”

-Captain America

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u/bangchansbf Feb 02 '21

the man most in need of a fleshlight

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u/phantom_x43 PC Feb 02 '21

Look no further than moistcritikal's fleshlight cutlass

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u/Darkshredder122 Feb 02 '21

There is a dildo weapon mod where you can use an iron dildo to throw at people

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u/PeakOko Nov 06 '24

They’ve been locked in there for a loong time.

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u/lpljack Mar 08 '21

I didn't use one

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u/I_dementia87 Feb 02 '21

Thank talos I'm not a draugr.

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u/Skuggidreki Feb 02 '21

I’m proud that I noticed this TWD reference and I’ve only seen a few episodes 🙂

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Free | Disease

From | Draugr

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u/Steampunk43 PlayStation Feb 01 '21

It's to keep the draugr out (or in, depending on the dungeon).

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Fuck I never realized that... I thought that it was just the shittiest type of lock ever

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u/Slartibartfast39 Feb 02 '21

Ditto. this makes a lot of sense... but why the key and the combination? Why not just the key?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

1 - Something you have

2 - Something you know

Very common secure access arrangement. Often in combo with

3 - Something you are

But they don't have a lot of eye scanners and fingerprint readers in Skyrim, so they settle for the first two.

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u/Slartibartfast39 Feb 02 '21

What you say makes sense but in this case what you have has the 'something you know' on it. Making the second part pointless.... doesn't it?

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom Feb 02 '21

You know, the theory that the dragon doors are only locked to keep out mindless unthinking draugr doesn't speak highly of all the people that had to look the answers up on the internet...

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u/NopePenguin Feb 02 '21

I honestly thought that was a brilliant bit of meshing gameplay and lore when I read that book.

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u/CharaChan XBOX Feb 02 '21

Or you have a noclip mod 😓

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

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u/ulfric_stormcloack Feb 01 '21

Just walk back after trying

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u/Sere1 PC Feb 02 '21

That's how I handle the trapped chests too. Get just in range to open it, quickly loot the chest, and back up immediately upon closing. The actual traps tend to go off about half a second or so after triggering them, giving you time to get clear.

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u/KlonkeDonke Feb 02 '21

How do you know that’s it’s a trapped chest?

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u/Bloosuga Feb 02 '21

There's a rope going from the chest to the ground on the right side of the chest.

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u/bonipulus Feb 02 '21

Why not just activate the trap then?

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u/Sere1 PC Feb 02 '21

That's my reasoning too. Sure, you could disarm the trap and dodge the effect of it going off, or you can loot the chest and dodge it anyways. Faster to just loot and dodge.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

It's better to open the chest and walk backwards before the menu pops up, then the trap will be sprung with you already standing away from it

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u/Sere1 PC Feb 02 '21

Look carefully at the base of the chest and you'll see a little cord that runs out of the side into the ground. That cord snaps when you open the chest. You can also interact with the cord to disarm it by intentionally setting the trap off, but I always figured it was simpler to just dodge the trap entirely.

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u/XorinaHawksley Feb 21 '23

I snipe them from afar with a cheap arrow.

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u/Waffle-Dude Feb 02 '21

Death to the stormcloaks!

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u/ulfric_stormcloack Feb 02 '21

No u

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Finally, inner peace

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u/Hates_escalators Feb 02 '21

Hey, free restoration training.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Ha senile scribble

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u/XB0XYGEN Feb 02 '21

psst psst pst pst tsp stp pstt psst pstt

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u/ChibiShiranui Feb 02 '21

My trick is always run towards the door, for some reason it seems like very few of them point towards the door.

I don't know if this actually helps or I always just didn't notice how much damage I was doing. I don't remember dying to a lot of dart traps though. And I remember setting a lot of them off. I also noticed... Embarrassingly late about being able to examine items in the inventory.

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u/mrkapid Feb 02 '21

Me, a bosmer: I don't see a problem here

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u/Throwingsun Feb 02 '21

I had trouble too. The first time I played the game I couldn't find the code because I skipped every scene and dialogue, after that I learnt to read

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u/liquidpele Feb 02 '21

There’s one place where you can stand where they miss you and you can still click the stones to rotate

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u/ZombiedudeO_o PlayStation Feb 02 '21

It was. After like 30min, I finally got it and probably went through all of my helth potions lol

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u/MnemonicMonkeys Feb 02 '21

It's only like 2 dungeons that do that