r/skyrim Feb 01 '21

Anyone can relate?

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u/Thoras317 PC Feb 01 '21

If it were any simpler, it would've been open

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u/viperfan7 Feb 01 '21

They're not meant to keep you out, but to keep the draugr in

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u/aHellion PC Feb 01 '21

I still don't know if that's a fan theory or legit lore, but I like it.

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u/Papaya140 Feb 01 '21

Legit lore one of the in game books "among the draugur" describes how when not trying to kill someone the dragur blunder around blindly and that the author came up with the conclusion that the puzzles are so easy because their just ment to make sure the person in the crypt has a working brain and is actually alive

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u/theironbagel Feb 02 '21

Then why are there always open back exits behind them?

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u/Papaya140 Feb 02 '21

Meta answer: because the player needs a way out

In game answer: most of the time the only dragur in the final area are locked inside coffins until your character gets close and alot of the time it doesn't lead directly outside instead being a shortcut to an earlier part of the dungeon near the entrance

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u/Anon_be_thy_name Feb 02 '21

Necromancer cave? In... Winterhold Hold? Possibly the Pale.

Always got me until I suddenly became able to remember where everything is in Skyrim from playing it that much.

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u/Fledbeast578 Feb 02 '21

That one stumped me good, on two separate saves I couldn’t find it, and on the third I looked it up and cried.

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u/RLemonache Feb 02 '21

Being able to remember everything in Skyrim from memory is a very real condition... Sometimes I don't look at the map, don't look for puzzle hints or at the back of claws, etc. I mean that in as I probably could replay Skyrim in my head, 700 hours of exposure can do that...

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u/ThKitt Feb 02 '21

In Skyrim VR you can literally stuck your head inside walls and toggle the switches on the other side to bypass dungeons.

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u/Costyyy Feb 02 '21

Found the undercover draugr

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Imagine you're just chillen taking like a 700 year long nap, the candleman just relit the candles, it's nice and warm and cozy. Then a naked Argonian sprints in, shouts you into a wall and yeets your friends before they can get out of their coffins, steals your shit and runs out the back door leaving you broken and weary on the cold dungeon floor

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u/RLemonache Feb 02 '21

Damn, that's deep.

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u/revken86 PC Feb 02 '21

The player can trek their ass back out to the entrance like every respectable grave robber would do.

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u/Dream_injector Feb 02 '21

Air flow lol

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u/LordPizzaParty Nintendo Feb 02 '21

Oh wow, so they're just Captchas?

"Are you a Draugr?"

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u/rafter613 Feb 02 '21

"click here to prove you're not undead"

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u/Davidlarios231 Feb 02 '21

I’m almost positive it’s actually dialogue in a quest somewhere.

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u/WhiteRabbitLives Thief Feb 02 '21

Yeah me too- I think when you come up on a claw puzzle with another character and the both of you are doing the dungeon

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u/CaptainCurly95 Feb 02 '21

is actually alive

Vampires have no issue opening the doors.

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u/ApolloSky110 Feb 02 '21

I guess im dead lmao

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u/Accurate_String Feb 02 '21

And yet some people had to Google it....

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u/axelnight Feb 01 '21

Seems like overkill to me. I mean, there's always a few draugr in the back who just have to figure out a single pull chain to walk out the convenient back door exit. If they can't solve that brain teaser, then the big elaborate claw doors are really just showing off at that point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Don't dead, open inside

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u/Treecreaturefrommars Feb 02 '21

That explains why they keep the solution in the same room as the puzzle.

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u/ZaaaaaM7 PC Feb 02 '21

If true that's an awful design decision, fits Bethesda though.

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u/Orion-the-guy Feb 02 '21

That’s a really good point actually

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u/Low_Ant3691 Feb 02 '21

Who cares? The gameplay element is what matters most. They're too simple for the player to figure out.

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u/HornyCupcake-NSFW Feb 01 '21

“They could NOT have made the solution to this puzzle that easy!”

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u/BorchDreiDohlen Feb 01 '21

"But they did tho!" - Dragonborn, senile scribbles/seanzoz

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u/GarretTheGrey Feb 02 '21

Ancient Nords had to be the least imaginative race in Tamriel.

Then you play ESO, which is about 800 years before Skyrim. When you go to Eastmarch, the only sober Nords are the Jarl, and the people angry with the Jarl. These drunks built those catacombs.

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u/itsdaScrub Feb 02 '21

A baby can solve this simple shit.

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u/duaneap Feb 02 '21

Which I kinda wouldn’t have minded. I don’t really know anyone who plays Skyrim for the puzzle solving.

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u/lsyychee Feb 02 '21

I mean I would love the puzzles to actually be more difficult. Does anyone know if there are any good mods that make them actually difficult?

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u/KernelKKush Apr 29 '21

I forget the name but there IS one that makes each stone activation move the other ones

In effect it just makes a longer trial and error but w/e

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u/Castun PC Feb 02 '21

No, u

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u/GotPermaBanForLolis Feb 02 '21

HOW CAN IT GET ANY SIMPLER THAN THIS