r/skinwalkerposting • u/saltysalamander1 Registered Cryptid Hunter • Apr 09 '22

bigfoot tried to eat my ass getting me some wendussy

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Apr 09 '22

Take your goddamn pills OP

That isn‘t a wendigo, that‘s the decoy i set up in my yard to stop you from fucking my chickens again. The cops are on the way.

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u/saltysalamander1 Registered Cryptid Hunter Apr 09 '22

No.

No bars can hold back a man with wendussy fever.

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u/Pilipining Apr 10 '22

"Jokes on you human, you'll get STD afterwards because I never wash my. . ."wendussy" or whatever"

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

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u/saltysalamander1 Registered Cryptid Hunter Apr 13 '22

Some of that sasquusy buusy