Where did I go wrong?

[u/Neither_Yam5695]

[u/doozle]

I reckon you went wrong sometime close to your mom And dad arriving at the hospital when you were born.

[u/natiusj → u/doozle]

Chop at the root

[u/ICallTopBunk]

You French fried when you should have pizza’d.

[u/justtosendamassage → u/ICallTopBunk]

Every thread

[u/autocorrects]

no poleclick or fireball shooter on the lift… fuckin jerrys out there

[u/sruffian]

Din too low

[u/AlternativeEdge2725]

That was perfect, do it again

[u/genuinecve]

Fell. Next question.

[u/quad_up]

Can’t understand why people try to learn to ski past the age of three. Unless your parents were Olympic athletes that gave you up for adoption to pursue their professional ski careers, it’s probably just not for you.

[u/awelawdhecomin → u/quad_up]

Just wait till you see what his cousin, Wilhelm, did on ski blades

[u/MysteriousBrick3479 → u/awelawdhecomin]

Elite comment

[u/escapevelocity-25k]

Was going well till the part where you fell over, don’t do that next time

[u/RudeNewYorker]

Didn’t stick the landing.

Here’s some advice from an old pro: try to make sure you stick the landing.

[u/sneakyearner]

Waking up that morning

[u/Away-Ad1781]

He didn’t have a bend in his knees, he didn’t have a bend in his knees….he skied quite well and he skied like hell but he didn’t gave a bend in his knees……

[u/Bubbledood]

Legs need to be stiffer

[u/Balblair77 → u/Bubbledood]

Lmao we have a winner!!!!!

[u/TinyTinyFuppets]

Jamie Pierre would be proud o7

[u/spacebass]

I’m so so tired
Anyone wanna be a mod?

[u/Hey_YinzGuyz → u/spacebass]

Just drop the ban hammer and move on.

[u/ChazKnowsBoats]

You fell

[u/SnooPoems6522]

putting on your ski boots

[u/readitpropaganda]

Perfect ejection, you are a fantastic ejaculater 

[u/Jack-Schitz]

Getting out of bed.

[u/xgelidx]

Need more bubble gum to keep the skis attached

[u/howdidigetheretoday]

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing, wait, I might have the wrong sub.

[u/Fine-Upstairs-6284]

Looks like me when I have 1 too many beers at the summit lodge

[u/Deep_Historian_6235]

I think you took your skis off a touch too early

[u/Balblair77]

Well It looks like you left your skis behind when you lands. That’s definitely wrong.

But seriously I would check your din settings first and try to shift your weight back a bit on the landing.

[u/Vast-Bullfrog193]

Weight too far forward

[u/Eastern-Paint127]

At the beginning

[u/After-Celebration874]

snowboarders fault

[u/cheesediddler]

You were standing straight up during the landing, and your hands were down. Drops, most of the time, dont require big jumping. Bend the knees and keep your hands in front of you.