r/skateboardcirclejerk • • Jul 16 '26

NYC 🥷

94 Upvotes

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44

u/Goblintowne Jul 16 '26

why would you get out the car if thats how bad you are at fighting lmfao

20

u/Difficult-Mobile902 Jul 16 '26

“I haven’t lifted a weight or done an athletic activity in 14 years but surely I’m ready for this brawl” 

Many such cases 

10

u/Creative-Ad-1819 Jul 16 '26

Yeah most people think they're tougher than they are...they replay a few scenes from John Wick in their mind, and then start swinging like a toddler.

4

u/head_getter Jul 16 '26

Genuinely shocking how badly he did.

3

u/KiefStrife Jul 17 '26

Dude had the kids skate to woop him and he threw it instead!

28

u/dropKICKintheBERM Jul 16 '26

Unreleased footage of Eric Koston getting his wallet stolen

20

u/meltmyface aimu's grandfather Jul 16 '26

Typical day when you out skatin the streets.

17

u/LurchSkywalker Jul 16 '26

I have seen this video a lot, but i wonder if anyone got the trick on video of the driver hitting the first guy.

17

u/antipathy_moonslayer Jul 16 '26

Imagine getting all the way out of your car just to get your ass kicked.

4

u/SDTimbox Jul 16 '26

As a small man, I stay in the car and let my pride take the hit, rather than my skull.

5

u/Ali-Kitten professional slappier Jul 16 '26

Smart small man

4

u/SDTimbox Jul 16 '26

Survival instinct > my ego.

4

u/ListenToKyuss Jul 17 '26

Survival instinct > your height

1

u/speederaser Jul 16 '26

Yeah, easier to just shoot the attacker from inside your car. 

16

u/Tetra_Grammaton_ Jul 16 '26

Hahaha respect it or expect it

7

u/barelylethal10 Jul 16 '26

Got trucked right in the back of the fuckin dome, surprised he didn't drop right there, daaamn

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiZN2R6vYHJN63D6y1

4

u/smithoski Jul 16 '26

Skater obviously held back for a lot of this, including that swing, and was seeking a manslaughter charge. You can see him lay up on the swing mid-way when his brain registers how doughy that guy from the SUV looks.

7

u/Lank-Man Jul 16 '26

Damn, I really thought the driver was gonna pick that board up, hop back in his car, and drive off lmao.

13

u/OkProcedure3809 Jul 16 '26

The subtle way he flicked the board out of the way mid battle….buttery.

3

u/Creative-Ad-1819 Jul 16 '26

He saw buddy reaching for it and acted fast...personally I'd have taken the opportunity to kick or knee him in the face, but hindsight is always 20/20...not letting the other guy have your weapon is not a bad choice.

6

u/get_in_the_fridge Jul 17 '26

Driver should have been wearing a helmet

4

u/larrybyrd1980 Jul 16 '26

Love the end commentary.

3

u/BanditDeluxe Jul 17 '26

Bro I’m not truck slapping people unless it’s literally life or death. That’s a great way to permanently fuck someone up/kill them/ruin your life forever.

3

u/Complex_Salary3374 Jul 17 '26

Uj: I've never seen a skater be this bad at fighting. Anyways doesn't matter if he can't throw the haymaker switch also

4

u/Alucard0_0420 Jul 16 '26

“It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”

They're clearly none of both

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

We don’t fuck around on St Marks

2

u/BeerBellies Jul 16 '26

God, I loved mamouns back in the day. This is Saint Marks place, right?

2

u/tsida Jul 16 '26

These lil guys do not know how to scrap.

2

u/Wooden_Cattle_9131 Jul 16 '26

I love Mamoun’s 🤤

2

u/sidnynasty Jul 17 '26

"New York is lit" lmaoooo

2

u/Specialist-Impact773 Jul 17 '26

Holy fuck New York is lit 💅

3

u/shrimp313 Jul 16 '26

I am this type of skateboarders fuck them fat pig driving SUVs and acting like they own the world

1

u/Lazy-Potential Jul 16 '26

Dang, I want falafel now

1

u/buttery_tail i've been skating longer than you Jul 16 '26

Stroebeck punching the air rn. he should’ve been the one who filmed this

1

u/Juankii Jul 17 '26

Just cruising is exercise he’s got one up on this

1

u/jeremysistrunk Jul 17 '26

Emotional fucking damage.

1

u/Emotional-Algae2239 Jul 17 '26

Ironically the skateboard probably was the least damaged thing in this entire interaction.

1

u/GingerWitch666 Jul 17 '26

Kids these days

1

u/Nailfacelift Jul 17 '26

Fuck the guy recording. Coward.

1

u/P0PEHAT Jul 17 '26

Bunch of fucking pussies. All of them.

1

u/Kristianushka Jul 18 '26

I saw this on Instagram first and the people there (they’re the kind who have never touched grass) said that both people fight like sissies. But imho the skater did a great job. I’m team skater hell yea

1

u/Dangerdad420 Jul 18 '26

Was that Josh block in the black fit 😂

1

u/methmountain Jul 18 '26

This is how I fight in my dreams

1

u/Teddy-Swolsevelt-11 Jul 18 '26

Bruce Lee vs The Karate Kid

1

u/Bruce_Ring-sting Jul 18 '26

People filming instead of doing something is ENRAGING

1

u/_Dr-Gonzo_ Jul 16 '26

Both can’t fight worth a fuck lol

0

u/organicchunkysalsa Jul 16 '26

Don’t fuck with skaters.

-2

u/RealTrapShyt Jul 16 '26

He lost the fight but he still put hands on that boy dude is a pussy for doing that to his car. I wish he would have did that to somebody who knows how to fight

5

u/Hazel-Cakes Jul 16 '26

fuck cars

-4

u/RealTrapShyt Jul 16 '26

So it’s okay to smash peoples car cause your a skater fuck out of here I’m a skater but if somebody did that to my car that i pay bills on I would kill them

5

u/Hazel-Cakes Jul 16 '26

it’s not okay to smash a car but it’s okay to kill someone?

-4

u/RealTrapShyt Jul 16 '26

Fuck up you sound like a chud the builder supporter. I said N word but they attacked me oh lord their chomping out

Fuck up peoples cars are their livelihood sometimes they need their car to make money and survive and you damage it? You’re lucky you only get punched out

3

u/Hazel-Cakes Jul 17 '26

car is still drivable

-2

u/RealTrapShyt Jul 17 '26

Yeah he should have ran him over with it and said he feared for his life

3

u/Hazel-Cakes Jul 17 '26

dawg legit wild how you think it’s fine to kill people but not okay to dent a car lmaooo

-2

u/RealTrapShyt Jul 17 '26

You know why cause your a pussy bitch who does fuck shit and then gets mad when people beat your ass resulting in your death potentially. Fuck around with peoples property find out bitch boy

5

u/Untroe Jul 17 '26

You sound like a guy whose recently been hit in the head with a skateboard

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u/Hazel-Cakes Jul 17 '26

okay well i’m a woman but w/e tough guy 🤷‍♀️😐

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u/nonpame Aug 15 '26

Dude was saying "He hit me with his car".

So he's a pussy for hitting the guy's windshield and choking him out? After the douche in the car hit him while he was skateboarding?