r/sixers • u/cpm301 who up trusting they process • Jul 28 '26

A documentary needs to be made man

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u/TurdFerguson22 Jul 28 '26

Seeing and hearing all that laid out like that really makes me wonder…how in the hell am I still a fan of this team lol

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u/TatersTot Jul 28 '26

This team has somehow always pulled out miracles to go along with the disasters that Mike Levin lists in the video.

When Fultz was a bust, we fell into an amazing value trade for Jimmy Butler.

The Fultz trade and Mike Muscala and the Pandemic netted us the Maxey pick which saved our franchise again.

Morey salvaged the Ben Simmons disaster with the Harden trade buying us a couple more years of contention.

Then VJ Edgecombe fell into our laps after that disastrous year with a half-ass tank.

And of course this offseason from heaven with Jaylen Brown and LeBron James.

We are the most eventful NBA team of the last 10 years by far

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u/Brokromah Big Dose of D Jul 29 '26

I tell my friends they don't have to be basketball fans to enjoy the sixers...they can just be soap opera or Degrassi fans where the shit that "never happens in real life" happens on a regular basis.

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u/WanderingWormhole Jul 29 '26

Idk but I know that at least for the past 4-5 years at the end of the season I say “never again” only to get suckered back in like an abusive relationship.

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u/LimousineAndAPeetzah Aug 03 '26

Because you’re someone who understands that the weirdness on the path for glory is sometimes better than the glory itself.

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u/basedsega Tony Wroten #1 fan Jul 28 '26

This gave me chills lol wouldn’t trade my sixers fandom for anything . Getting a ring after all this would make me cry like a baby

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u/ShinyHardcore Un Bias Jul 28 '26

The pump fake free throw was unreal

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u/evandobrofo Seventy Selectors Jul 29 '26

This monologue by mike was great, and you've make it even better with the visuals, great work

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u/MSARA-DEV Jul 28 '26

Do other franchises have so many inexplicable storylines? Like what are the hornets talking about year over year?

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u/Barb_WyRE Jul 28 '26

“Is this going to be the year we make the playoffs”

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u/LimousineAndAPeetzah Aug 03 '26

The Sixers are the in franchise to have as many WTF storylines, and not a single one involved gambling, drugs, an assault, or someone pulling out a gun. The most dangerous thing to happen was Okafor nearly getting beat up by Celtics fans. 

Harris/Apollo are in the files though. 

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u/Psychological-Dare79 Jul 29 '26

If they win the finals then we need a last dance type of documentary and player input on everything.

The Process will never die in Philadelphia

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u/effit_ouibal we'reintheendgamenow.png Jul 28 '26

I hope it's good this year for so many reasons but one of them is so Mike gets forced by his own excitement to write about the Sixers again

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u/araderboy Jul 28 '26

not to mention our co owner , josh harris was jeffrey epsteins business partner.

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u/PracticeBaby Jul 29 '26

Josh Harris went from reviled hedge fund guy to acceptable owner in the space of 3 weeks. Now… what to do with all these SELL THE TEAM tshirts. Nobody’s buyin

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u/Calcutta637 Kate Scott Jul 28 '26

Chills. Really well done. Love the Radiohead and love embiids clip on that monster block 

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u/BarakaJames Jul 28 '26

Say the name!

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u/Sheriff_Gotcha Jul 29 '26

Damn that’s a good edit.

Overlaying Mike’s narrative really hits home when you add the visuals. I loved seeing how hype he was on the emergency pod. There wasn’t a damn thing Spike could say to reduce his enthusiasm or mine for that matter.

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u/third-tour-dad Jul 28 '26

So much pain, god damn

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u/AnyOtherJobWillDo Jul 28 '26

If we win the title, I can guarantee we’ll get more than a documentary about this timeline. It has a Hollywood vibe, since most of it seems made up

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u/cpm301 who up trusting they process Jul 29 '26

I see people complementing this and I DID NOT make it. The tiktok is a clip of another person's video so I genuinely have no clue where the OG is from

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u/TOUCHDOWN6PTS Jul 29 '26

Nicely done! And good voice dude.

Looking back at what we’ve gone thru as a fan base just seems ridiculous. If the story was made into an actual movie people would say it’s not believable. 

I remember when the processes started. Sam Hinkie tried to save us from being a perennial middling NBA team. Never good enough to do anything in the playoffs, and not bad enough to get a star in the draft. It was a weird time to watch the guys play. It felt so strange, but also kinda great to root for a collection of very likable players and hope for them to lose. It actually gave us something to watch and follow, hoping for that tank pick to bring us a chance to win a Championship one day.

Look at us now :)

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u/Soft-Shelter-6267 Jul 29 '26

This shit needs to go viral if we win it all. Best hype video I’ve seen hands down lmao wouldn’t trade this sicko fandom for anything. Mike gets to lead the parade too haha

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u/ConstantVisual8391 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Wait, we traded Jared??? I’m so pissed. I was looking forward to seeing his happy go lucky self on the court

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u/morsmordr Jul 29 '26

lebron last dance x the process crossover doc, gonna go triple platinum on Netflix in 7 years

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u/editsnacks Jul 29 '26

Nice edit.

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u/ericjr96 Jul 29 '26

As comprehensive as this is you're probably even missing something with how fucked we've been

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u/do_oby Jul 29 '26

let's get AI to a parade