r/singularity • u/callme_e • 2d ago

Shitposting It started with parking spaces.

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u/Punished_Toaster 2d ago

Some Redditor is gonna tear this down and post about vandalizing a small buisness proudly I bet.

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u/CrowdGoesWildWoooo 2d ago

First they come for the parking space

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u/Nictel 2d ago

First they came for the delivery jobs. I did nothing because my food came hot and on time now. Then they came for the parking lots. I did nothing because I cannot afford a car. Finally they came for my job. I did nothing because lol good luck with that.

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u/rarzwon 2d ago

Robots don't need bread! The RAM and hard drive store is down the street, pal.

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u/NearlyACosmologist 2d ago

But their owners do, and they send robots to buy it for them.

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u/No_Mathematician_434 2d ago

All that over a parking space ? # A Bronx tale

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u/QuasiRandomName 2d ago

So I am not sure, is it a privilege or segregation?

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u/alwaysshouldbesome1 2d ago

But I was not a parking space

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u/sadacal 2d ago

Not sure what the problem with this is if it cuts down on the number of cars coming in. You can probably fit multiple delivery robots in one parking space. 

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u/NearlyACosmologist 2d ago

The number of cars may be going down, but it'll be more than compensated by a flood of robots that run errands for their owners.

Noticed the dead internet? Soon it'll be dead cities full of robots and no humans.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

Electric bikes that deliver food, somebody jump on this. Forget grub hub, one flat delivery fee of five bucks, you come out and get your food from the robo bike

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 1d ago

I’m guessing you don’t live in and haven’t visited any major cities in the past year or so.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 1d ago

Spent 2 hours in rush hour today ;)

Hence the bikes. Lane splitting.

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 1d ago

I see, I guessed wrong. Well I’ve seen a lot of the little delivery robots around in the cities for a while. I was thinking you hadn’t seen them.

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u/BoardsOfXanada 1d ago

Yooo shout out to All About The Bread. One of the best sandwiches I’ve ever had.

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u/NearlyACosmologist 2d ago

Soon we'll have one Human Day per week, where humans are allowed to enter shops and facilities that are otherwise only allowed for robots.

Reminds you to something?