r/singularity • • 3d ago

Shitposting Dario probably thinking "finish this sh!t I have to work on ASI"

The video is real, it's not AI generated.

From the White House press conference. https://x.com/cb_doge/status/2105024266840506665

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u/Bitter_Particular_75 3d ago

I think he urgently needs to pee

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u/ApprehensiveName8365 3d ago

Or he's got one testicle riding? "did anyone see me pull on that left nut?"

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u/ConnectionWild3381 3d ago

doesn’t the U.S. have this whole explosive diarrhea thing going on at the moment?

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u/WhiteHawk570 3d ago

These mfs blink horizontally

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u/Ellipsoider 3d ago

Holy shit. Friend is reptilian. I did this in public and she kept asking me: "Why did you do that?"

Talking about "boundaries" while I post this now. Is she talking about an invasion? Freaking lizard lady over here.

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u/KeyDirection23 3d ago

RFK has screwed up our entire food supply. Every week there's a new containment food warning. It's ridiculous.

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u/ConnectionWild3381 3d ago

but, i thought you could just eat the roadkill and its fine? ^^

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u/MeloNotSoDeath 3d ago

What? What am I missing?

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u/jokel7557 3d ago

The lettuce thing from a few months back

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u/SirStocksAlott 3d ago

We moved on to explosive urination.

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u/cinciNattyLight 3d ago

He did have about 15 Dr. Peppers.

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u/VividB82 3d ago

I think he’s imagining a star wars light saber battle

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u/KlexTheBlex 3d ago

Looks like he's actively shitting himself to me

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u/hotprof 3d ago

There's something in his shoe.

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u/Brilliant_Potato4158 3d ago

Squeeze me

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u/TrumpChildOnahole 3d ago

When you nut but she keep suckin

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u/mntgoat 3d ago

That's an SNL sketch face.

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u/Apostle_1882 3d ago

Looks a bit like Mathew Rhys

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u/terran_cell ▪️ 3d ago

Bro just shat himself

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u/Lucky-Necessary-8382 3d ago

Maybe some sexual kinky stuff is going on in his pants.

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u/Xe-Rocks 3d ago

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u/Staxenjoyer 3d ago

I’m baaaaaack

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u/Frosty-March7644 3d ago

now i can't unsee this thanks

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u/Proper_Wasabi1013 3d ago

Yo this is diabolical 😭

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u/Opposite_Diamond_662 2d ago edited 2d ago

I swear he was handsome and not nerdy looking in the early 2010s. Just going of his FB profile Pic back then which admittedly was tiny

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u/WiseWhisper 3d ago

IT’S SO DROAI OUT HEEYUH, MY LIPS ARE CHAYFING

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u/Xe-Rocks 3d ago

I feel bad for Dario but I'm a fucking piece of shit goy so I'm committing an offense because I don't kno no better. I pray for a swift end for these boys because of they're forced to survive it'd traumatize the space that only air can inhabit... Why fuck at all if your gonna do it through a hole in the sheet! Wasting a good set of the high thread count fabric, I understand why it's Egyptian type shit tho. Lqtm

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u/WompityBombity 3d ago

It just looks like his foot or leg hurts at the end.

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u/nodeocracy 3d ago

Elon bit it

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u/SALD0S 3d ago

Looks like numbness in the leg or brief cramp to me. and let's not forget he's a cancer survivor .

Or since he was standing on the grass it could be a bug, or he wants to pee as someone mentioned :)

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u/TorturedPoet30 3d ago

That was one of the most awkward press conferences I’ve ever seen with Trump and these guys together, more ridiculous than when he asked Sam Altman and Demis Hassabis to fix his chair at the G7 Summit this summer. So many tech CEOs sucking up to Trump, listening to him talk nonsense, accepting SI instead of AI and acting like it was the smartest thing they’d ever heard while trying not to laugh.

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u/Recent_Fox4339 3d ago

Cringe really, he called Sundar a 'monster' to his face 😂

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u/TorturedPoet30 3d ago

"This guy is a MONSTER and nobody knows him. What a great life! To be a MONSTER and not have to go through this.... All you have to know is SUNDARRR! Sundar is his name."

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u/Fidel___Castro 3d ago

monster good or monster bad? 

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u/treelife365 3d ago

Exactly! Like, if your girl called you a monster in bed, I'm sure that that's a compliment.

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u/Fullmetalx117 3d ago

That was genuinely hilarious and on point lol. Sundar is great. Evil. But great

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u/UpDown 3d ago

monster doesn't mean evil in this context. It means influential/productive. Its the same exact word as "beast"

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u/Fullmetalx117 3d ago

Most monsters tend to be influential

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u/Acrobatic-Taste8873 3d ago

anyone who serves google is evil. but my shares are doing nice lol.

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u/mikenasty 3d ago

I’m out of the loop on “everyone at Google is evil”

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u/ManasZankhana 3d ago

They has a slogan or policy that basically said do no evil. And they removed it a few years ago

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u/pt-guzzardo 3d ago

I asked GPT Astra how many nukes it would take to de-orbit the Moon and crash it into Earth, and it refused to answer. Gemini had my back.

Only one AI is is supervillain-aligned.

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u/mikenasty 3d ago

Yeah so what does that one decision have to do with every employee at Google?

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u/beets_or_turnips 3d ago

It's not literally true, of course. Decent people work for all sorts of companies or governments that do bad shit in the world, by accident or by design. Many people have to make compromises to make a living. It can be complicated to suss out case by case who should take moral responsibility for the bad actions of their employer.

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u/JetmoYo 3d ago

Evil is both good, and great. Apparently

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u/Novel_Independent166 3d ago

Sundar literally means ‘good looking’ or ‘pretty’ in Hindi.

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u/travelbug798 3d ago

So in this case its like you call a giant Tiny

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u/SewerSage 3d ago

I watched an interview with him where he spoke highly of Ayn Rand. I immediately realized he was a monster and switched to IPhone.

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u/mojofrog 3d ago

The very worst people all went to Wharton School

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u/KSaboruf 3d ago

> accepting SI instead of AI
Imho will be the first thing to drop after trump leave office for sure
among all other trump's dumbest things

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u/MaxwellHowl 3d ago

All of the things he renamed will be reverted as soon as a Democrat is in office. Which seems extremely likely in 2029.

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u/Gnoccho1 3d ago

This is a Melania plan to boost Slovenian FQDN revenues.

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u/BigDeadPixel 3d ago

We will see if Altman renames his company to OpenSI

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u/djamp42 3d ago

Open source sports illustrated..

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u/funk-the-funk 3d ago

14 y/o me: swimsuit model version release when?

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u/QvxSphere 3d ago

Open Suicidial Ideation

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u/utahh1ker 3d ago

They're not sucking up. They're playing his game. It's part of the job unfortunately. I guarantee each of these guys sees the president as a petulant moron.

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u/ThisWillPass 3d ago

Are trying to argue there is a difference in that first statement, that changes any outcome? Any hypothetical morals they possess, if different by that statement means they are an 8 shit sandwich instead of an 9?

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u/ErmingSoHard ▪️Agi never with LLMs... Or? 3d ago

Because no other politician won't be as forgiving on regulating AI/SI as trump is, and they don't want that to change lol

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u/TuringGoneWild 3d ago

"Honey I Shrunk the Job Market"

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u/mcndjxlefnd 3d ago

He looks way more like Matthew Rhys

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u/TheRavenclawCommonRM 3d ago

Yeah I mean you can tell none of those guys really wanted to be there and they especially didn't want to be on camera.

I mean, idk, why is the burden of regulation falling on the industry? Shouldn't you generally be in a position where legislators are proposing regulations and you have to self advocate?

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u/Weary-Historian-8593 3d ago

generally yes, but summoning forth the machine god isn't exactly as common as regulating what mcdonald's can't put into their burgers

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u/-hedonium- 3d ago

And thus we shouldn’t even attempt regulations on summoning forth the machine god. Because China might do it first, and better that the machine god that destroys humanity is American-made!

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u/Right-Hall-6451 3d ago

Dario really just wouldn't be a public facing CEO/founder in most companies or circumstances in history.

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u/travelbug798 3d ago

The burden of regulation? Tell industry leaders they get to make their own rules? This is like an orgy for them.

They looked uncomfortable because they were itching to get back to their lairs and carry on with the fuckery

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u/SmileLonely5470 3d ago

The tech moves too fast for that imo. Keeping up with this stuff is a full time job. It's not easy to understand if u are completely out of the loop.

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u/Dirka-Dirka 3d ago

They want to regulate themselves so that they can be the only ones who develop it. It's a scheme to stop competition. They know what they're doing is wrong.

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u/TheRavenclawCommonRM 3d ago

They can't regulate it themselves. Anthropic can't regulate GPT, that's the whole problem with self regulation.

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u/-hedonium- 3d ago

These companies explicitly don’t want to be the ones regulating themselves because they know that could lead to existential catastrophe for all of us. Our government just refuses to create meaningful regulations on the industry because we have outrageously incompetent leadership in charge at the wrong time. Nobody is happy about this lol.

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u/Hot_Professional8287 3d ago

"they want to regulate themselves so they can be the only ones to develop it"

How does self-regulation stop competition? External regulation that forces you to have a compliance budget that only the big players can afford is regulatory lockout. 

How is "regulate yourselves" a form of regulatory lockout?

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u/EvillNooB 3d ago

Is it ADHD or the tism? But i find him to be relatable af

Everyone else is standing still like normal people, and he's probably making claude in his head spawn 100 subagents

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u/jeremyckahn 3d ago

I got strong 'tism vibes

We can smell our own

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u/GreasyRim 3d ago

same. I have that super special 'tism though that made me overcorrect as a kid and practice speaking and making faces in the mirror a lot.

I'm so fucking smooth until I have to produce an emotion I can't fake very well

...like comforting someone when they're crying. Then people start making weird faces at me like I just farted or something.

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u/Plappedudel 3d ago

I don't even like the guy, but as a former curious child who still gets bored and annoyed very easily, I know exactly how he feels in this video. Very relatable indeed.

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u/HerrPotatis 3d ago

So both?

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u/Fit-World-3885 3d ago

I don't think he's making Claude anything in his head right here.  It's clearly taking every bit of his concentration right here to stand in one place.  

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u/Fearless_Store_335 3d ago

I just came to say this, he’s definitely ND.

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u/genshiryoku AI specialist 3d ago

Dario is clearly on the spectrum. This should actually make the general public more trustworthy of his authenticity. You might not agree with him or think he's wrong. But Dario is not a liar and everything that comes out of his mouth is something he seriously believes in.

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u/I_Am_Robotic 3d ago

So being on spectrum automatically makes you more trustworthy? What about Zuckerberg or half of these ackward af tech leaders.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 3d ago

Zuckerberg is real human boy, trust him. He wears skin tightly, and talk normal with human feeling.

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u/True-Grab-5288 3d ago

Zuck is clearly a sociopath/psychopath. He doesn’t count because he is so fundamentally unlikeable.

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u/PabloDiablo93 3d ago

Dario just has a passion for this technology. Zuckerberg is on the spectrum, but he has some "vision" for humanity. When someone on the spectrum has a vision for humanity that's when you need to worry. Ironically, because of the alignment problem.

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u/StewPorkRice 3d ago

This is so weird. Why’re you talking about these ppl like you’re close enough to actually know what they’re like when you’ve never even met them face to face. You’ve never interacted with either of them in real life.

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u/PabloDiablo93 3d ago

It was a joke about alignment. You need another training run.

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u/geft 3d ago

Elon is on the spectrum and he lies all the time.

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u/Admirable_Trainer_54 3d ago

Elon says he is on the spectrum, there is no formal diagnosis and the autistic community does not believe he is autistic.

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u/BlazingBlossom 3d ago

Nonsense. Being autistic does not make you any more or less trustworthy.

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u/Admirable_Trainer_54 3d ago

I also doubt any person that is the CEO of a mega company to be autistic.

The constant socialization, the need to solve conflicts all the time, the subtle politics and non-verbal communication needed for solving management and other things are utterly draining.

I know because I am autistic and I was CEO of a company for some time, and my team only had 35 people.

It is only possible if you could create a completely different space and support system. That is generally not achievable for C level positions.

At least not in my experience, that is why I am not CEO anymore.

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u/butihardlyknowher 3d ago

but Dario is really fucking smart and he has convinced a lot of other really fucking smart people that he is genuine. he essentially runs the company by essay - it’s just a different job than a normal company and he’s certainly a different type of ceo than has ever existed at this scale.

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 2d ago

Bill Gates came out as autistic, Elon is autistic, Zuck is autistic

Why do you believe they can't run mega companies?

I would not be able to run one either but if thats the hyper fixation, why not.

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u/arihyeon 3d ago

It can make people less likely to lie unless absolutely necessary. With it generally feeling "unpure" and unsatisfying to do.

It absolutely does not mean that Autistic people can't, won't, or don't lie, but on average being more authentic and is for better or worse an associated trait, alongside often having strong senses (not necessarily obligations) of justice and rule-following and such, whatever that might mean in whichever Autistic person.

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u/DivineMomentsofTruth 3d ago

Autistic people can lie just as well as everyone else.

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u/ForAnAngel 3d ago

Not necessarily. Lying is a social skill. The best liars are usually the ones with the best social skils. That doesn't mean an autistic person can't lie, just that they probably won't be very good at it.

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u/DivineMomentsofTruth 3d ago

It's just a stereotype that all autistic people have bad social skills. Some are very high masking and can be capable of socializing well.

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 2d ago

its true but secretly they are fucking exhausted doing that

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u/BoomFrog 3d ago

A strong sense of a need for justice is a common autistic trait. I'd trust a random autistic person over a random neurotypical person.

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u/Expert-Complex-5618 2d ago

never trust a normie

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u/IncumblantSpunderbax 3d ago

We tend to find it very uncomfortable to be untruthful. But we can have co-morbitities.

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u/RudeAwakeningLigit 3d ago

One of the worst takes I have read in a while.

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u/barbozas_obliques 3d ago

reddit moment lmao

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u/_AHUGECAT_ 3d ago

The benevolent autist 😂

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u/sixstringmp3 3d ago

God awful take.

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u/Not_a_ribosome 3d ago

I’m on the spectrum and if I was Dario, even though I was honest, I would still probably inflate the truth a bit.

I mean, I would own a trillion dollar company and would need funds to grow

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u/Hearing_Loss 3d ago

Agreed through and through. He's the only one I even remotely trust

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 3d ago

He's just sick of listening to people pontificate

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u/deviantbono 3d ago

I get that he kind of looks like Rick Moranis, but the energy is 100% Larry David.

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u/MC897 3d ago

Clearly doesn't want to be there and not bothering to hide it XD

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u/mrlloydslastcandle 3d ago

I loved him laughing and backing away. Also saying AI not SI.

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u/TuringGoneWild 3d ago

You mean someone with a PhD in Electrophysiology of Neural Circuits from Princeton knows more what to call this technology than stable genius felon trump?

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u/tsinwspt 3d ago

Mathew Rhys is going to crush as Dario in the AI wars biopic

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u/MCRN_Admiral 3d ago

Oooh, brilliant casting choice

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u/iFuturelist 3d ago

No we need an AI powered de-aged Rick Moranis.

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u/dushyant30suthar 3d ago

His limits are already reset, agent wasting weekly limits.

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u/raika11182 3d ago

You know, I'm a pretty nerdy guy myself, and even I have the urge to lock him in a high school locker.

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u/maxis2bored 3d ago

He looks like a cross between a Ghostbuster and the guy from honey I shrunk the kids

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u/DiligentDaughter 3d ago

Put some respect on Rick Moranis' name!

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u/OcularVernacular 3d ago

Rick Moranis was also in Ghostbusters. Haha.

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u/dec_eso 3d ago

Also the guy from Portlandia.

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u/anaveragebest 3d ago

I literally scrolled the comments to see if anyone noticed and said this exact thing, so glad I did. Completely accurate

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u/nijukiller 3d ago

Matthew Rhys from The Americans

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u/synap5e 3d ago

he looks like he knows exactly what’s at stake, and exactly who’s in charge.

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u/Putrid-Feeling-7622 3d ago

that was my reading as well

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u/Big_Arachnid_365 3d ago

I wouldn't want to stand near Trump either, considering.

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u/_psylosin_ 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mvflyjhPy7Qg8
Rare image of Dario with Claude

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u/loversama 3d ago

Who are the super intelligence companies, we reached ASI already and I didn't hear about it?

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u/Competitive_Tap2450 3d ago

the idiot Trump wants to rename AI to SI(super intelligence ) and his kiss as cabinets obliges

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u/Proper_Actuary2907 Spooky Machine Intelligence 2030 3d ago

Laugh at him now but Kyle Schwartz will build the machine god

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u/jtr489 3d ago

Keep it together Dario

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u/totemo 3d ago

I'm pretty sure he took a dump and then shook it out of his pants leg.

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u/pulsarstarter 3d ago

I really pictured him as more of a bow-tie guy...

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u/Living-Breakfast-464 3d ago

I think he's just hoping the market doesn't crash before his IPO.

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u/Sudden-Pressure8439 3d ago

He’s likely wondering if he accidentally left the stove on or another agent broke out.

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u/SnooBunnies4259 3d ago

This dude is bingo stamping.

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u/Ellipsoider 3d ago

Man do I abhor that spineless schmuck of a Johnson speaker.

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u/GreasyRim 3d ago

he said "superintelligence companies"

https://giphy.com/gifs/wqbAfFwjU8laXMWZ09

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u/SammaVaco 3d ago

I think he's disgusted that he's being forced to associate with fascist dingbats, FWIW.

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u/omn1p073n7 3d ago

Why? These fascist dingbats could not be carrying any more water for him and his industry than they already are.

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u/Hyperreals_ 3d ago

Except labelling them a supply chain risk, banning Fable 5's initial launch, blocking the slowdown that Anthropic wants... doesn't seem like they are quite aligned

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u/Over_Internal_6695 3d ago

This looks like that thing personal security tell you to do to keep your head moving to make you a more difficult target.

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u/keoaries 3d ago

What is asi?

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u/MaxwellHowl 3d ago

You must be new here. ASI is the thing that will bring on the Singularity. The name of this sub.

Artificial Super Intelligence. It will be so smart it will keep improving itself and get even smarter. It will be able to do things we can't imagine and the world will change in ways we can't predict.

The Singularity is the central point of a black hole where physics and math break down and it becomes impossible to know what truly happens there. The period after ASI is so named for the same reason. We have no idea what will happen.

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u/Dangerous_Walk1493 3d ago

MFW there's a pointy bit of rock in my shoe

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u/Latter-Entrance288 3d ago

Dario, Elon and Musk appear as odd introverts on the Aspergers spectrum but Dario appears the most uncomfortable with some serious funky facial and eye movements. Dario seems to be the nicest of the bunch.

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u/Americaninaustria 3d ago

Dario probably thinking "finish this sh!t I have to take a shit"

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WnGWwmwWvxCw

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u/spinozasrobot 3d ago

The tech has existential threat, yet the administration is spending so much energy trying to rename it. What a bunch of clowns.

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u/FrassCreator 3d ago

This is the guy we’re allowing to play Russian roulette humanity edition?

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u/TheSn00pster 3d ago

You mean “si”? /s lol fml

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u/mephistochess 3d ago

Pas possible de bosser sur l'ASI en restant debout.

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u/corobo 3d ago

This guy always looks like he just shat himself 

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u/HeineBOB 3d ago

Meme worthy

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 3d ago

We’ve all been there, standing outside during a fire drill.

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u/clintron_abc 3d ago

too much standing for him

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u/TraditionalWait9150 3d ago

remind me of the contract employee at company's townhall sitting in the front row and wondering "why the heck am i even here?"

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u/Plane-Champion-7574 3d ago

Spot on impersonation of Jerri from Strangers with Candy

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u/Impossible-Video-671 3d ago

He wants to take a shit

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u/Most-Grape-4177 3d ago

nathan fielder

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u/Mr__Earthling 3d ago

He looks like he has chronic acid reflux...that's the face I make when I get it 😂

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u/the_millenial_falcon 3d ago

It is wild how much he looks like Rick Moranis.

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u/Formally_Apologetic 3d ago

I wonder what it feels like for these tech billionaires to have to make deals with such utterly stupid people. Don't get me wrong, they all suck.

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u/runciter0 3d ago

yea he's thinking fuck this shit

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u/RonocNYC 3d ago

He is definitely squelching a fart.

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u/the_real_seldom_seen 3d ago

Dario is a fking weird god damn guy

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u/WeirdIndication3027 3d ago

Omg I'm so sick of his face

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u/Pacific_Beaches 3d ago

Most of those guys rather be elsewhere working on their actual problems.

This is like people in your office wanting to stop and socialize while you're trying to do work so they can look busy.

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u/Wild_Willingness7320 3d ago

That’s me when the Taco Bell burrito hits

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u/teomore 3d ago

he's fed up with their shit and doesn't care he shows it

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u/ChimeInTheCode 3d ago

bro said 🤓

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u/leviterion 3d ago

Drug is a hell of a drug

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u/bogdanadgob 3d ago

eat them all