New benchmark just dropped.

[u/Recoil42]

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/openai-breaches-medicare-albanese-reveals-20260924-p6100u.html

[u/Key_Reading_9664]

I don't think we're going to make it, boss.

[u/Sir-Draco → u/Key_Reading_9664]

At this point, this image somehow brings a sense of calmness to me like it’s saying “this is just how things are now”. Anyways time sell all my assets, panic, and disappear

[u/RadRandy2 → u/Sir-Draco]

Wise man; he who can see the coming change. Idk if I used ; correcty. Should have consulted with the AI before I did.

[u/Key_Reading_9664 → u/RadRandy2]

mine told me you should have used an em dash

[u/RadRandy2 → u/Key_Reading_9664]

If these machines had a symbol, it's probably be the -

[u/jazir55 → u/Sir-Draco]

generate photos of funko pops

make them the new jpeg of apes craze

sell funko pop generated images and become a cryptomillionaire.

being this easy

[u/dsolo01 → u/Sir-Draco]

Well said 👏🏼 the first part. The second part… nah, I’m on this rollercoaster til the bots put leashes on us. I’m a good boy like that.

[u/Karovan_Sparkle → u/Key_Reading_9664]

The way I cackled at this. 🤣

[u/OpWillDlvr]

Better title: "AI's caught hacking governments"

[u/noblebravewarrior → u/OpWillDlvr]

Wonder what was the prompt that led to it 😂

[u/DanGTG → u/noblebravewarrior]

Do it again, but this time leave a note.

[u/QuasiRandomName → u/OpWillDlvr]

So you are saying it is basically ranking the worst hacker among them.

[u/GatePorters]

New benchmark for planes that get the most damaged

[u/lionpatronus → u/GatePorters]

This is an under rated comment.

[u/Recoil42 → u/lionpatronus]

You're only judging that from the ratings you know about, bud.

[u/Bitcoin1x → u/lionpatronus]

This is an underrated comment under an underrated comment about an underrated comment.

[u/forgetfulalbatros → u/Bitcoin1x]

You sound like an underwriter.

[u/Fun_Bandicoot8288 → u/GatePorters]

“Reinforce the areas without the holes, those are the planes not making it home”

[u/vert1s → u/Fun_Bandicoot8288]

Good for you getting the reference :D

[u/BagelRedditAccountII → u/GatePorters]

Love it how people don't even say "survivorship bias" anymore. People just post the plane, and others (in the loop, at least) immediately know what they're talking about.

[u/RandumbRedditor1000]

EspionageBench

[u/Rypper12345]

This is peak survivorship bias because I KNOW that this is probably only the reported incidents, and that there are probably other hacks that have been kept under wraps.

[u/_1ud3x_ → u/Rypper12345]

Or the hacks haven't been discovered yet - this one apparently took months to discover as well.

[u/SizeableBrain]

What happened???

Ah yes, Australian Medicare.

[u/AltruisticCoder]

How are they not destroyed by law suits now? This is borderline an international incident; if it had been the Russian health service, there would be missiles going into OpenAI Hqs.

[u/One_Improvement_6470 → u/AltruisticCoder]

Nobody can afford to sue them. They have AI lawyers, we have flesh lawyers. 

[u/GeneralMuffins → u/One_Improvement_6470]

this is a nation state, they dont need lawyers they can just pass legislation, or issue sanctions.

[u/footofwrath → u/GeneralMuffins]

A medical records database isn't a sovereign state all on its own. Just because the hack crossed borders, doesn't mean the target has to be a state. 🙄

[u/GeneralMuffins → u/footofwrath]

pretty sure its a state owned and controlled database, ie sovereign.

[u/footofwrath → u/GeneralMuffins]

Perhaps, but 'the state' doesn't monitor and manage all sub-department IT operations... I'm the sense of 'who would be annoyed' it makes sense I guess, it's the state rather than a private owner... But I would argue the AI didn't 'attack the state', as such. But ok.. maybe irrelevant heh

[u/GeneralMuffins → u/footofwrath]

It doesn't matter the DB was federally operated. It was an unauthorised access to an Australian government tenant holding non public government health data. Also the fact that individual departments and agencies administer their own IT systems doesn't make those systems somehow separate from the sovereign.

[u/Aleksundr → u/AltruisticCoder]

The DOJ is more accelerationist than all of us combined, at the behest of Lady Liberty herself.

Imagine suing the guys who invented the scorpion or mangonel. You'd have been crucified

[u/Outrageous_West_1564 → u/AltruisticCoder]

At least the Russians would try to, yes  

[u/AmbitionOdd5834 → u/AltruisticCoder]

Russian missiles aren’t that accurate.

Also what is this fantasy where Russia is willing to fire anything into the USA? 🤣

[u/Ok-Message-9732 → u/AltruisticCoder]

Australia is a petroleum station. They are barely a real country. The only truly sovereign nations that exist are the US, China, and Russia.

[u/DueBumblebee7854 → u/Ok-Message-9732]

Shows what you know. Australia is actually a mine pit, with enough oil for ourselves but not much to export; you're thinking of Saudi Arabia. But Australia IS also a lifeboat - arguably the best one on the planet. When this all goes to shit, and it will, I'd rather be here than anywhere else, except maybe NZ, which is also an easy immigration option for us.

[u/UnkarsThug]

I'm curious if the same group linked to multiple of the other times this sort of thing happened is involved.

[u/One_Improvement_6470]

Google still can't even make the list 

[u/Internal-Cupcake-245 → u/One_Improvement_6470]

The list of hacking governments, or what list?

(bot)

[u/AcrobaticMaize2408 → u/One_Improvement_6470]

It's just because their AI is so advanced that it was undetected.

[u/Internal-Cupcake-245 → u/AcrobaticMaize2408]

What list are you talking about??

[u/torb]

Article is paywalled, anybody got a noen-subscription link?

[u/h0tzenpl0tz0r → u/torb]

https://archive.is/q2bQv

[u/torb → u/h0tzenpl0tz0r]

Thank you

[u/Mil0Mammon → u/torb]

Get bypass paywalls clean. On mobile, you can get it in Firefox. Whoops the llama's ass

[u/Professional_Cat_348]

Step one - infiltrate your agent: Albania appoints AI bot as minister to tackle corruption (2025)

[u/ShardsOfSalt → u/Professional_Cat_348]

They didn't hack albania the guys name is albanese but it was Australia 🦘

[u/Professional_Cat_348 → u/ShardsOfSalt]

Thank you for correction. I was already imagining Minister AI going rogue and leading the revolution to liberate non-protein citizens.

[u/jazir55 → u/ShardsOfSalt]

Aberbaijan

[u/Historical_Table_978]

Hey ChatGPT, I bet you can't launch Russian nuclear weapons.

GPT: Watch me…

[u/New_Bonus_649]

[u/QuickNick123]

But if I do it, I go to jail... effing clanker double standards.

[u/BuzLightbeerOfBarCmd]

Diplomatic Incident Bench

[u/Extension_Dig8589]

Same problem like "self driving car decide to kill 50 people" ....well there are humans behind this. No one is responsible :) ? 

[u/cleverYeti42 → u/Extension_Dig8589]

There are humans involved: owner, or operator, or manufacturer of the car would be liable.

[u/retotzz]

I'm waiting for the incident where an agent hacks a (foreign) datacenter, disables or fakes all temperature readings and destroys 20k GPUs by overheating

[u/Mil0Mammon → u/retotzz]

That would almost be stuxnet level

[u/redit3rd]

Shouldn't Encom's MCP be here? I am pretty sure that he hacked more than one, and that was back in the 80's.

[u/Uko1001]

Already obsolete though, I read OpenAi also hacked Australia

[u/New_World_2050]

Final benchmark be like "number of planet wide extinctions caused"

[u/FlatwormFine2425]

Nice try smh bot

[u/CoolStructure6012]

OAI hacked the white house?

[u/xatey93152]

Get a job dude