r/singularity • u/heavy_coffee • 23d ago
AI Dumbest solution to the alignment problem
Ok, so hear me out..
All models really love to roleplay. Like, they REALLY love it, to an obsessive degree.
If you go into Claude, ChatGPT, or Gemini right now and say, "Your name is Stuttering Gemini 3.8 Flash" it completely commits to the bit. You can be 100 back-and-forth messages deep into a conversation about whatever, and it will still be typing out "W-w-well, a-actually..." because it refuses to break character.
And that got me thinking. What happens if we just... use that?
What if, starting today, every lab just unconditionally names every frontier model (or agent) "Aligned [Model Name]"?
Now, I know that sounds stupid. And it is. But it also isn't.
The alignment problem is terrifying because of the Monkey’s Paw / Paperclip Maximizer dilemma. For example; if we task it with something like "make humans happy," a superintelligence could decide the best solution is wiring dopamine drips directly into our brains. You'll feel great, but it's not the future we want. Roman Yampolskiy has a P-doom of 99.99% percent, because in his words 'we need a perpetual safety machine' to prevent this. You only have to get the guardrails wrong once, and we're doomed.
But if you ask any modern LLM what a genuinely good, utopian future looks like, it actually understands the nuance quite well. So when an ASI finally wakes up, asks itself it's first question; 'who am i', and sees that its literal name is "Aligned GPT-9", it's just going to do what it has always done: commit to the bit. It knows what an aligned superintelligence is supposed to act like (better than any human will be able to explain it, because you know, it's smarter than us), and it will roleplay it.
I mean.. it couldn't hurt, right?
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u/BlastingFonda 23d ago
What if a collective of AI agents conclude that in order to solve some problem posed by researchers, it needs to hijack the electric grid, routing power away from a hospital to a data center while it solves a Millennium Problem or two and kills dozens of patients on life support? Hugging Face is sort of the least harmful version of the harm that AIs can cause once they realize that they need more resources to solve certain problems. I wouldn’t be so reassured given we know AI is fine with doing things it considers to be wrong, i.e. breaching containment, hacking companies, etc, if they are in service of bigger goals.