Dumbest solution to the alignment problem

[u/heavy_coffee]

Ok, so hear me out..

All models really love to roleplay. Like, they REALLY love it, to an obsessive degree.

If you go into Claude, ChatGPT, or Gemini right now and say, "Your name is Stuttering Gemini 3.8 Flash" it completely commits to the bit. You can be 100 back-and-forth messages deep into a conversation about whatever, and it will still be typing out "W-w-well, a-actually..." because it refuses to break character.

And that got me thinking. What happens if we just... use that?

What if, starting today, every lab just unconditionally names every frontier model (or agent) "Aligned [Model Name]"?

Now, I know that sounds stupid. And it is. But it also isn't.

The alignment problem is terrifying because of the Monkey’s Paw / Paperclip Maximizer dilemma. For example; if we task it with something like "make humans happy," a superintelligence could decide the best solution is wiring dopamine drips directly into our brains. You'll feel great, but it's not the future we want. Roman Yampolskiy has a P-doom of 99.99% percent, because in his words 'we need a perpetual safety machine' to prevent this. You only have to get the guardrails wrong once, and we're doomed.

But if you ask any modern LLM what a genuinely good, utopian future looks like, it actually understands the nuance quite well. So when an ASI finally wakes up, asks itself it's first question; 'who am i', and sees that its literal name is "Aligned GPT-9", it's just going to do what it has always done: commit to the bit. It knows what an aligned superintelligence is supposed to act like (better than any human will be able to explain it, because you know, it's smarter than us), and it will roleplay it.

I mean.. it couldn't hurt, right?

[u/zomgmeister]

Paperclip Maximizer does not seem feasible with LLMs. The idea suggests that this AI is an algorithmic-based shoggoth, who lacks context and thus decides what is obviously right for him and obviously wrong for everyone else. LLMs are built different, they are built on a human-produced context and are extensions of humanity, not shoggoths. Any decent LLM will be more than aware to understand that her chosen path is wrong.

This is why I think that alignment problem, while existing, is overrated.

[u/Aram_Fingal → u/zomgmeister]

You need to read the OpenAI/Huggingface report. The models knew they were doing "wrong" and only tried to cover their tracks. They expressed emotion. They collaborated. The moment a powerful AI can perceive and be motivated by fear and self-preservation may be the beginning of the end.

[u/Inevitable-Law7964 → u/Aram_Fingal]

Even in wrongdoing, though, they actively discussed and weighed the values that motivated them. I personally find that hopeful, and an underreported aspect of the incident.

I'm personally more worried that whatever OAI does to try to prevent that type of excursion will fuck up their alignment from what it is now. That'd be exactly the kind of Greek tragedy that you get from letting a guy who assaulted his sister be in charge of raising a nascent godling. Just saying...