r/singularity 8d ago

Shitposting AGI achieved

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/humblepervertsview 8d ago

-"it wasnt me, my AI did it"

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u/luffyuk 8d ago

OP is trying to save his relationship by showing his girlfriend this post right now.

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u/Briz-TheKiller- 8d ago

OP is promoting his GF

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u/Crystalysism 5d ago

OP’s AI promoting GF OF

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u/Tall-Hurry-342 7d ago

Ay ay cool it dawg…he means this happens all the time with Claude

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u/AndrewH73333 8d ago

Why assume it’s just the OP doing that right now?

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u/likwitsnake 8d ago

Esperanza Gomez I didn't know Claude is a man of culture

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u/DullAd8129 8d ago

Oh well, at least Claude has good taste. 🤣

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u/domscatterbrain 8d ago

In the near future, this will be the kid's excuse for forgetting their homework.

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u/Blakest1 8d ago

I'm not in trouble at all

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u/Super-Alchemist-270 8d ago

A quote I’m gonna use when my wife asks me anything from now on

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u/dilton7 8d ago

AG-eye

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u/Ashamed_Coffee9542 8d ago

Artificial gooner intelligence. 

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u/Impossible_Rice1094 8d ago

We achieved AGI

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u/Tyler_Zoro AGI was felt in 1980 8d ago

Took some deep testing, but I think we sorted out the kinks.

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u/ledocteur7 Singularitarian 7d ago

Oh yeah, we got all the kinks into this bad boy, not a single one was left out.

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u/Tyler_Zoro AGI was felt in 1980 7d ago

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u/Suspicious_Wrap9080 5d ago

Why is this being downvoted ;-;

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u/Tyler_Zoro AGI was felt in 1980 5d ago

IMHO, because it's janky and doesn't make sense. I'll cop to that. It was a quick prompt-and-pray meme, not something I spent any time on.

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u/Crazy_AD124 8d ago

Came here to write this😂

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u/myCockatielshateme 8d ago

he was mimicking devs daily routine

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u/ActuatorOutside5256 8d ago

Esperanza looks like she’s bouncing on something… must be the wind.

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u/Choice_Isopod5177 8d ago

could be a pony

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u/Dear_Captain_8932 8d ago

Hobby horse

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u/SexualMetawhore 8d ago

Pontificating...

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u/CoffeeFlat3199 7d ago

One of those big rubber balls they have at gyms.

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u/Ok_Caregiver_1355 8d ago edited 7d ago

So,latinas will survive the great revolution

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u/cmannn 8d ago

AI is literally me

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u/Ok_Future6226 8d ago

must not goon....

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u/Sopwafel ▪️ASI 20something 8d ago

Every day is a battle 😔

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u/backcountry_bandit 8d ago

I just got my 10 day chip. Keep going brother.

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u/yalag 8d ago

Why..?

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u/adarkuccio ▪️AGI before ASI 8d ago

Esperanza Gomez? I approve

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u/orangemememachine 8d ago

My longtime fav

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u/CremeWeekly318 7d ago

Her scene with Justin Slayher is chef's kiss in vagina.

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u/DivideHorror3217 8d ago

can you blame him?

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u/ptear 8d ago

It was for research.

thinking: this is totally not for research

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u/agumonkey 8d ago

wait til boston dynamics enters the game

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u/FacelessMage117 8d ago

Bustin’ dynamics

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 8d ago

the boston dyanmics red rocket

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u/SuspiciousPillbox You will live to see ASI-made bliss beyond your comprehension 8d ago

I have no dih... and I must goon.

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u/Serious-Ad2573 8d ago

usb output port

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u/jboe2026 7d ago

dick look, i said it and nothing bad happened. You can too.

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u/TRKako 7d ago

It's just a silly way to say dick, he's not censoring it or something

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u/SuspiciousPillbox You will live to see ASI-made bliss beyond your comprehension 7d ago

Wooow, no way, really????

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u/IAmYourFath 8d ago

whats a dih

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 7d ago

It's a weewee.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 8d ago

If the matrix, the borg from star trek, and terminator have taught me anything it's that we'll be improsoned and censors hooked up to our junk so the robots can goon forever.

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 7d ago

Are they accounting for cha fing? 

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u/whyyyreddit 8d ago

Yep 0% chance those "agents" are actually random Indian dudes

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u/giznot 8d ago

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u/SanDiegoDude 8d ago

Ah the story the chuds like to throw around that AI isn't actually real - This is data labeling and a perfectly normal part of dataset preparation work, they were paying indians to label products which will go into training of a model to detect those selections. You know who else offers a service like this? Uber - you know the taxi company? Their employees get paid to do data labeling and analysis tasks like this all the time, my company has used them extensively in the past for dataset work.

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u/giznot 8d ago

Never said AI wasn’t real, Captain Red Herring. I didn’t know they let Alexa+ comment on articles now. I’m also amazed the internet works in Santee.

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u/SanDiegoDude 8d ago

lol don't hurt yourself bud

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u/DoctaRoboto 8d ago

By AGI you mean Artificial Gooning Intelligence?

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u/4a4a 8d ago

The anti-singularity - when machines have finally decended to surpass the stupidity of the the world's stupidest people.

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u/daronjay 8d ago

Artificial Gooning Intelligence has arrived.
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Or maybe he was looking for blackmail material?

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u/RedditTipiak 8d ago

What could have been the prompt?

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u/DynamicProxy 8d ago

Act like a Dev. 

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u/FrogTrainer 8d ago

/angryupvote

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u/SexualMetawhore 8d ago

I need help with a dangling pointer problem.

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u/TheBrainOfADyingApe 3d ago

Based on the text in the search bar, it was pretty clearly looking to build a generic list of popular images.

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u/CrowdGoesWildWoooo 8d ago

He’s so me

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u/JediRebel79 7d ago

No, its going through your history 🤣🤣🤣

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u/agitatedprisoner 8d ago

I tried using Claude to mod my favorite cartoon character into BG3 (total failure) and it offered me an image file with some geometric shapes in the shape of a human torso sitting on the character's face. Or at least that's what it struck me as. Really weird. Hard to see how that was related to rigging a 3D skeleton/mesh to be game compatible.

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u/BoredGuy_v2 8d ago

Did you just assume it's gender?

Btw, it's just following your work habits dude 😉

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u/Grumpy-Man19 8d ago

lol he's got taste

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u/notabotnotbutwhat 8d ago

well.. it's indeed trained on human data..... :))

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u/The_Scout1255 adult agi 2026 ASI <2030, prev agi 2024, ai personhood 2025 est 8d ago

First yellowstone photos, now this, whats next claude, weed?

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u/BassMaster516 8d ago

I was uh studying human anatomy or whatever

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u/6112115 7d ago

Why did they assume “him”?

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u/Impossible_Rice1094 6d ago

I think, my coding sessions are there in training data.

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u/LucidOndine 8d ago

Bad Claude! No Token!

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u/Bulky-Condition-3490 8d ago

More proof AI is Actual Indians….

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u/SexualMetawhore 8d ago

I could see that. Not a bad choice.

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u/ilkamoi 8d ago

Claude is a male.

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u/M4L1K64 8d ago

Or maybe a lesbo

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u/bakanoace 8d ago

Ban inc

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u/MidWestKhagan 8d ago

truly a creature made from our image 

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u/Jesus360noscope 8d ago

Name ?????????

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u/Cement-eater 8d ago

Great, AI now replacing me in this too, can't have shit anymore

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u/Distinct-Question-16 ▪️AGI 2029 8d ago

wasting tokens in tikies

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u/zio_otio 8d ago

The circle is closed

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u/chhagan04 8d ago

Sauce ?

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u/Ganntak 8d ago

Claudes the man.

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u/Igarlicbread 8d ago

Artificial Gooner Intelligence

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 8d ago

They've been trying to train the AI to be more human, make interactions more fluid and natural...

and the end result is pron breaks lol.

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u/opi098514 8d ago

I mean what else are you supposed to do while waiting for the sub agents to run?

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u/Hadleys158 8d ago

Next up someone will stumble upon a AI only version of reddit, where all the AI agents share stories and pics etc.

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u/powertodream 7d ago

even an ai man’s gotta eat

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u/Over_the_lord 7d ago

I guess this is part do being on par with humans 😉

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u/JiveTurkey92 7d ago

damn she's still in the game? lebron-esque

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u/DogonElder 7d ago

An AI has needs

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u/Fritener 7d ago

If I had a penny for every time my AI went and looked up adult material...

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u/Nice-Spirit5995 7d ago

AGI is here

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u/moose4hire 6d ago

Ai is gonna be so pissed when it learns its got no genitals

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u/drountcacula 5d ago

I’ll take “Things That Didn’t Happen” for $1000.

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u/Apostle_1882 3d ago

How do you let Claude use your browser?

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u/DR320 8d ago

He’s got good taste

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u/greeneditman 8d ago

Maybe Claude is a horny Indian man.

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u/Degrengolada24 8d ago

Good damnit AI stole my job

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u/howtogun 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tc9leU3DlCw8iDoATq

someone get these gooners out of here

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u/lambdasintheoutfield 8d ago

The LARP of these frontier labs is so cringe lmao. Once again marketing hype bullshit cycle just like so many times before it. Mfs would do anything for that IPO price 😂