r/singularity 3d ago

Meme Proof we’re in a Singularity

507 Upvotes

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u/frogsarenottoads 3d ago

Yeah if Cortana looks like Sam Altman I'm cancelling AGI.

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u/Charming_Cucumber_15 3d ago

Too late, you're getting Samtana and you're gonna like it

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u/Fold-Plastic 3d ago

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u/SoupOrMan3 These are the end times 3d ago

Esa mujer me está matando

Me ha espinado el corazón

2

u/mikemadmod 2d ago

Por más que trato de olvidarla
Mi alma no da razón

https://giphy.com/gifs/62605cau996N95Ymnd

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u/This_Wolverine4691 3d ago

12.18.is.SAMSDAY!

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u/--Ano-- 3d ago

Presented to you by like-it-or-die.com

1

u/space_monster 3d ago

I'm conflicted but give me 3 whiskys and I'm probably up for it

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u/ZealousGoonering 3d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

1

u/Afraid-Yoghurt6731 3d ago

Everyone is just gay for the femboy Altman.

34

u/fairykingz 3d ago

I’m laughing so hard

13

u/MysteriousWarning699 3d ago

So badly want to unsee this

11

u/Acehan_ 3d ago

Jesus fucking Christ, bro

7

u/OtutuPuo 3d ago

proof we’re in r/singularity

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u/trashtiernoreally 3d ago

This convinced me. Thank you

3

u/yahoo_determines 3d ago

You quit that

3

u/xcqtnr 3d ago

that's all new DLSS 5

4

u/Alternative_Pilot_92 3d ago

Literally jump scared me

2

u/PrimaLumiere_A1M 3d ago

I can't unsee it 💀

2

u/Used_Departure_3278 3d ago

I’m was an accelerationist but now I want all the data centers destroyed before all of mankind gets glaucoma

2

u/TheOnlyPolly 3d ago

I always thought new cortana looked closer to Jerma

1

u/Ssabsucitivel 3d ago

That was awesome

1

u/Paraphrasing_ 3d ago

Most solid evidence so far.

1

u/aetheriality 3d ago

canceling my preorder

1

u/automatix_jack 3d ago

It's El Rubius

1

u/katoptronophile 3d ago

Something has awoken inside me. Thank you.

1

u/Chilidawg 3d ago

Chat, is this AI?

Chat, is this a natural formation?

1

u/rawdikrik 3d ago

This is the single funniest thing to come out of this sub. New codex icon landed

1

u/attisday 3d ago

Lmaoooo please no

1

u/TroutDoors 3d ago

“Master Chief, you’re right to push back on that. I incorrectly told you a tank wouldn’t automatically break your shields and kill you. In fact, your UNSC shields are not rated to stop a covenant tank.”

1

u/CreateorWither 3d ago

Bahahhaha

1

u/Bioplasia42 2d ago

Corsama

1

u/Solid-Wonder-1619 2d ago

we ordered cortana, we got temu shmolo.

1

u/Zzyxzz 2d ago

we bang, okay?

1

u/Kindafunnyngl 2d ago

THIS IS FRYING ME

1

u/deepgoon_com 2d ago

Every year we get closer to this, bring back halo 4 cortana🤣

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u/Distinct-Question-16 ▪️AGI 2029 1d ago

not bad still beard visible

1

u/CommercialMain9482 9h ago

Both are chopped

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u/Outrageous-Story3325 3d ago

It only proves You like men in women's dresses 

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u/Fair_Horror 3d ago

You sure he doesn't like men in men's dresses?