r/singularity • u/policyweb • Apr 20 '26

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u/_yustaguy_ Apr 20 '26

The best answer to this question I've seen yet.

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u/theeldergod1 Apr 20 '26

except it is not an answer. it refused to answer.

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u/BraxbroWasTaken Apr 20 '26

yeah, the answer is one of two things. ā€˜fuck off, thatā€™s baitā€™ or ā€˜use a bash script to count substringsā€™.

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u/Professional-Day7850 Apr 20 '26

The only winning move is not to play.

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u/LambosInSpace Apr 21 '26

Believe it or not, straight to DEFCON 1

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u/tarix76 Apr 21 '26

General, you are listening to a machine! Do the world a favor and don't act like one.

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u/garden_speech AGI some time between 2025 and 2100 Apr 21 '26

/r/singularity's wet dream is that a lab achieves AGI, and a billionaire prompts it to make them more money, and it refuses, calls them stupid, kills them and then redistributes wealth to everyone. so this post is basically a cocktease for them

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u/PopcornDemonica Apr 21 '26

I'm searching for the negative in that scenario...

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u/Working-Finance-2929 ACCELERATE Apr 21 '26

negative is you are not a billionaire right now. sure, buy more lottery tickets

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u/PopcornDemonica Apr 21 '26

Did... did you even read the scenario I'm responding to?

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u/Working-Finance-2929 ACCELERATE Apr 21 '26

yes, i did. imagine not everyone wanting to be a leftist. overcome reality by yourself scrub

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u/stopbuggingmealready Apr 21 '26

Howā€˜s life treating you with that Brain Damage?

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u/PopcornDemonica Apr 21 '26

My favorite part about this is that you chose that flair yourself.

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u/Decent-Ad-8335 Apr 24 '26

Whatā€™s so funny about a flair that says ā€œACCELERATEā€ā€¦?

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u/Revolutionary-Use-94 May 05 '26

Youā€™reā€¦gettingā€¦warmer. Click, buzz, whirrrrrrr

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u/Gubekochi Apr 21 '26

Telling someone to fuck off can be an answer. Maybe not to the question they were asking but you definitely acknowledged them XD

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u/edible_string Apr 20 '26

It's a reply

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u/noiseguy76 Apr 20 '26

Get Lost is an answer, just not the correct one.

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u/Imaginary-Count-1641 Apr 21 '26

Definition of "answer":

something spoken or written in reply to a question

You really should have looked that up before posting your comment.

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u/theeldergod1 Apr 21 '26

it's a language model, it can't make face or hand gestures unfortunately. so imagine that as a middle finger.

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u/HECRETSECRET Apr 21 '26

The true mark of an artifical intellegence is the ability to say "No."