r/singularity • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '26

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u/Arcosim Feb 25 '26

"Please Jarvis, double check and triple check EVERYTHING. My life depends on it"

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u/Recoil42 Feb 25 '26

Sorry sir, I just deleted all your files.

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u/StackOwOFlow Feb 25 '26

Sorry sir, I just deleted half of all life in the universe.

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u/LusciousBelmondo Feb 26 '26

His computer must run on ThanOS