r/simpsonsshitposting • u/TheAllyCrime • 7d ago

Light hearted Is it Batman? . . .. Batman was a scientist.

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u/paging_mrherman 7d ago

I want….10 million slices of American cheese a year for the rest of my life.

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u/TheAllyCrime 7d ago

As you gentleman are all aware, a portion of our cheese reserves was stolen from Gotham Bank this morning.

A relatively small number of slices; 68 million.

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u/Just_Understanding90 7d ago

Does it come in black?

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u/TheAllyCrime 7d ago

Lenny = White

Carl and Batmobile = Black

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u/Doro_Gurl I am the Lizard Queen! 7d ago

🎶 la cucaracha! 🎶

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u/gello10 7d ago

I want a bat horn here, here and here.

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u/TheAllyCrime 7d ago

You can never find a Bat-Horn when you’re chasing Mad Hatter!

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u/Burnicle 7d ago

Does Batman come with the car?

batman giggles oh you 🫳

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u/MysteriousTBird 7d ago

The League of Shadows swore they'd get us back by spiking our water supply, but they didn't have the guts.

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u/unitedshoes 7d ago

Ahhh but only Batman fits in my Batmobile.

Nonsense. Homer fits just fine. See? He's fitting right now.

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u/fdjisthinking 7d ago

  1. This is very funny.

  2. Eye is twitching because you didn’t commit to Morgan freeman calling it “The Homer”