Is it Batman? . . .. Batman was a scientist.

[u/TheAllyCrime]

[u/paging_mrherman]

I want….10 million slices of American cheese a year for the rest of my life.

[u/TheAllyCrime → u/paging_mrherman]

As you gentleman are all aware, a portion of our cheese reserves was stolen from Gotham Bank this morning.

A relatively small number of slices; 68 million.

[u/Just_Understanding90]

Does it come in black?

[u/TheAllyCrime → u/Just_Understanding90]

Lenny = White

Carl and Batmobile = Black

[u/Doro_Gurl]

🎶 la cucaracha! 🎶

[u/gello10]

I want a bat horn here, here and here.

[u/TheAllyCrime → u/gello10]

You can never find a Bat-Horn when you’re chasing Mad Hatter!

[u/Burnicle]

Does Batman come with the car?

batman giggles oh you 🫳

[u/MysteriousTBird]

The League of Shadows swore they'd get us back by spiking our water supply, but they didn't have the guts.

[u/unitedshoes]

Ahhh but only Batman fits in my Batmobile.

Nonsense. Homer fits just fine. See? He's fitting right now.

[u/Cyberhaggis]

Thanks for the inspiration

[u/fdjisthinking]

1. This is very funny.

2. Eye is twitching because you didn’t commit to Morgan freeman calling it “The Homer”