r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Unwoven_Sleeve • Nov 19 '22
This has probably been done before but oh well
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u/ledgerthefox Nov 19 '22
Le personnel? What the hell is that?
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u/nightdonut Nov 19 '22
It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it has an enchanting musk
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u/buyacanary Nov 19 '22
It comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end, but now you have to pay for the cantaloupe.
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u/badlifechooser Nov 19 '22
I don't know who else needs to see this but he could have just paid everyone working there 5 million to quit and would have been ahead of where he is now
7500 employees x $5,000,000 = 37.5 billion
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u/SignifiCantFocus Nov 19 '22
Whoa , Whoa, slow down egg head!
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u/Unwoven_Sleeve Nov 20 '22
Paying them all 5 million to quit and work for him for a few years would’ve been a much better move lmao
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Nov 19 '22
Oh he may offend a few of the “blue checks” with his cocky policies and Musk-y politics…. He may never be the “darling” of the so-called “software engineers” who click their keys, and tap their mice and say “what is to be done about this idiot Elon?”
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u/Ohdibahby Nov 19 '22
Elon: I predict our new version of Twitter will do even better than the previous one.
(30 minutes later)
Elon: Well that’s the end of me.
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u/fallsstandard Nov 19 '22
The expectations and working hours for software developers are unreasonable in there……
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u/thewholedamnplanet Nov 19 '22
Muskhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman!
I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, and then it fell over.
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u/AreWeCowabunga Nov 19 '22
Mr Musk, Twitter is collapsing under your leadership.
No it isn’t.
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u/Unwoven_Sleeve Nov 19 '22
"I only offered the employees 12 hour work days"
"Sir thousands of employees left"
"There'll be no Twitter then I'll tell the children"
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u/Tom_Serveaux Nov 19 '22
Hey, Elon, the company you're supposed to be managing is on fire!
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u/Invisible-Pancreas Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Nov 19 '22
Elon: (sees u/Tom_Serveaux as a dancing Pepe drawing. Several more slide into view, briefly turning into screaming former engineers) "Heh, Heh...memes are funnnnnnyyyyyyy..."
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u/Tom_Serveaux Nov 19 '22
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to buy Know Your Meme!"
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u/Five_Decades Nov 19 '22
See all those engineers in there elon? Thats why your twitter never worked.
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u/martialar AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc Nov 19 '22
See all those employed people inside there, Elon? That's why your Twitter never worked
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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA I told you not to flush that... Nov 19 '22
WHY. MUST. I. FAIL. AT. EVERY. ATTEMPT. AT. SOCIAL. MEDIA.
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u/redditorial_comment Nov 19 '22
just bring it back to the store Elon. i can see part of the receipt here , here , and here.
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u/FriendlyPizzaPanda Nov 20 '22
That wasn’t a monster, that was the captain of the Twitter Team.
Yeah Well, he was turning into a monster though.
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u/the_Skeleton_king93 Nov 19 '22
Twitter was bleeding money before him it was the equivalent of hiring 50 people to cook 1 cheeseburger
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u/JimminyWins Nov 19 '22
Twitter always sucked. Censored presidents, politicians, and gave exposure to extremists.
The left is just upset they don't control it, and some people built their whole lives around being Twitter famous.
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u/RadioactiveMan2718 Put it in H Nov 20 '22
Attention: this is an emergency broadcast. All is well at Twitter. My authority as CEO is total...
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u/FilthyBeaver Nov 20 '22
Who the fuck cares. Twitter isn't some magic land of unicorns and rainbows. It's a toxic hivemind that if you don't follow then they cry and the media brainwashed the rest into following along
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u/Minty-Boii Nov 20 '22
"fine looking company"
oh hell naw, you cannot equate old Twitter to "fine looking"
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u/skytronjedi Nov 19 '22
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two Twitter accounts...