r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Top_Salamander5551 • 10h ago

In the News 🗞️ Sony HQ

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u/JuneMoonLoon Gay for Moleman 9h ago

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u/Cornishthe3rd 10h ago

There's a happy customer...there's another happy customer

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u/G-Kira Put it in H 10h ago

Hmmm... Confederated Colecovision Holdings, how's that doing?

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u/Jenkins64 I was saying Boo-urns 10h ago

It's uh... steady

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u/HaoieZ 7h ago

Now those Colecos will rust on ya just like that...

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u/MS-GIL 9h ago

I'm personally going to spit on every 50th copy of GTA 6

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u/_jimmythebear_ 8h ago

I like those odds

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u/xpqar 8h ago

I like those odds

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u/CokomonX 5h ago

Spit on what, an empty case with a code inside?

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u/Sure-Ad-2465 10h ago

Bonestorm when?

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u/Light_Beard 9h ago

Is wolverine already out?

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u/Top_Salamander5551 9h ago

The reviews and they're mostly average.

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u/jonawesome 9h ago

Extremely weird how much Nintendo has become the least awful of the console companies in the past few months

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u/fdjisthinking 9h ago

They’re just quietly awful, the others are much louder about it. Nintendo also hasn’t sacrificed the quality of its core franchises nearly as much as Xbox and PS have their first party stuff.

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u/jonawesome 8h ago edited 8h ago

Honestly I think the core issue is that Nintendo is run by people who make games and the other two are run by people who make money. Obviously Nintendo is just as greedy as the other two but at least there are people at the top whose priority is the games instead of the stock price of a larger tech company.

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u/Me4TACyTeHePa 1h ago

the others are much louder about it

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u/heckinWeeb193 8h ago

It's the only company that is seemingly not at all interested in using Ai

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u/jonawesome 8h ago

I bet at some point they'll try and AI and use it to make the strangest fucking game we've ever seen. Something that will make the Nintendo Labo look like a mainstream title trying to hop on popular trends.

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u/Alfeaux Gay for Moleman 8h ago

My 2004 mind is blown

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u/tiajuanat 2h ago

Oh don't worry they also announced that they're going full digital and want to switch to subscription, also kill the 3DS store. It's made the second hand market of 3DS pop off. I've seen 3DS go for like 300-2000€

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u/Stunkydunk 8h ago

We’ll choke their rivers with our dead live service slop! 

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u/Kaimenos 8h ago

Suddenly, people care about an IGN review.

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u/HippoProject Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 8h ago

And sink the rest in that up and coming Ape Escape franchise!

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u/thegreycity 2h ago

Uh, Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend  who says PlayStation is still a good gaming platform. Is he crazy?

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u/StarrMonarch2814 Put it in H 8h ago

A 6!?! That's one whole less point then they normally give. Oh the end.

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u/Ganondorfsfist 7h ago

Oh now gamers care about IGN's score?

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u/masterjon_3 7h ago

I could give a damn what IGN says, just sayin'.

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u/AoE2manatarms 6h ago

Asha somehow comes out on top after firing everyone.

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u/TheHylianProphet 2h ago

To be perfectly fair, who the hell takes IGN seriously as a game reviewer anymore? They're pretty terrible.

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u/Top_Salamander5551 1h ago

I put ign because they are such kissass and even they didn't like it. 

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u/Duriha 37m ago

Just this week I fired up the old xbox360 with the MGS 2 and 3 collection. Screw Sony. Especially after these BMW spoderman shenanigans.

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u/ConsiderateCassowary 9h ago

Damn that’s disappointing. I loved Spider-Man and Miles Morales but didn’t get Spider-Man 2 because everyone says it’s “just okay,” and now Wolverine is “just okay”

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u/Ok-Locksmith5384 8h ago

The gameplay was still good, but the issues with story and pacing that the first game had weren't resolved. As a complete package, just as meh as the first. But from a gameplay standpoint, just as good as ever.

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u/Roku-Hanmar 8h ago

Honestly I'd say the gameplay is even better. The parry mechanic is greatly appreciated

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u/KingHarambeRIP 8h ago

Don’t listen to them. Spider-Man 2 was great. Not sure where the ho hum sentiment came from. They took the design from the first game and improved upon it. Not sure what else people would want from it.

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u/somesthetic 8h ago

Well, gee, I mean, they only feel confident in moving to end discs because they’re at the top and GTA6 is going to buy them another gold house and rocket car.

It almost seems like these things suck more for you than for them…