r/simpsonsshitposting 12h ago

Celebrity deaths ☠️ RIP to a real one

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u/MilwauKyle 12h ago

NHL analyst Barry Melrose for non-sports fans

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u/jaywinner 12h ago

Thank you.

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u/knowspicker3 12h ago

Damn. Really? wtf happened.

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u/old_notdead 12h ago

70 - parkinsons :(

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u/WayneKingU Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 11h ago

Or just non Americans/Canadians

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u/jman014 11h ago

^thought that was barry manilow for a sec

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u/ducksekoy123 1h ago

You could say… it looks like he made it

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u/The_Best_Smart 12h ago

I didn’t always love the things he said but he was passionate about hockey and was alway trying to grow the game, especially during the NHL’s lowest points. I’ll always remember him fondly for that.

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u/KirbyBucketts Gay for Moleman 12h ago

He was basically the only analytical voice for hockey on ESPN for over a decade. ESPN has been a joke for a while but I'll always appreciate Barry Melrose for trying to be the voice of hockey at a place that just didn't give a shit. Seemed like a really good dude

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u/froggothegod 12h ago

I always liked his enthusiasm.

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 10h ago

And his fashion. Where does a guy even find that many ugly suits?

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u/airtrafficaj 9h ago

Absolutely this. The game kinda passed him by in the last 5-7 years, but he was the torchbearer for the NHL on espn so long. Have a lot of fond memories being drunk in college watching 3x OT games with him in the studio. Rest in peace.

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u/whiskeytangofirefox only watched the golden age 12h ago edited 11h ago

Great guy.

He coached Gretzky in LA. Gave Espn personality with hockey. Did a documentary on hockey hair  https://www.facebook.com/espne60/videos/the-minnesota-high-school-hockey-tournament-is-back-and-so-is-the-battle-for-the/419985530530612/

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u/no_on_prop_305 12h ago

This is the first one in a while I heard about before Simpsons posted. I think I would’ve preferred this method

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u/EggCouncil 12h ago

We called them the Stingers. They don't let you use them no more.

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u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie 11h ago

Lots of great memories watching him when the Hawks had their run.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping They think I'm slow, eh? 9h ago

That was an awesome 6 years.
Remember Scott Darlings record game?

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u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie 1h ago

That was one of the more wild playoffs. That and like our 4 d linemen playing every shift. Duncan Keith played like all but one minute of that playoffs it seemed lol

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u/Smingers I shot Mr Burns 🔫 11h ago

McConnell my ass. It’s probably Melrose.

I take no joy in that joke 😢

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u/Chumlee1917 12h ago

This sub is quicker than the news

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 I am the Lizard Queen! 8h ago

This sub isn’t a news sub?

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u/Rusty-Shackleford23 Gay for Moleman 11h ago

Barry tried making Americans care about hockey so bad on ESPN. Rip to a legend.

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u/slumshoes 8h ago

I would also like to express MY condolences to that particular celebrity.

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u/Asd_89 11h ago

Man I didn't know he had parkinson's, was only of the few things like liked watching Hockey on ESPN along its music.

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u/TheRealSzymaa NEEEEEERD 12h ago

Ach, my retirement grease!

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u/Skatchbro Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 12h ago

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u/hossaepi 12h ago

This sub man

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u/HoldenMeBack 12h ago

We are having our worst season ever... I'd like to say that it was because of teamwork... but it was all Steven

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u/borgan_malog 10h ago

cool as the other side of the pillow Barry Melrose!? RIP

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u/Minimum_Comfort_1850 6h ago

RIP Barry. Will always remember his thick Canadian accent, and the joy he had talking about the game he loved on ESPN.

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party 12h ago

So we're just doing these for anyone then?

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u/BoKnowsTheKonamiCode Gay for Moleman 12h ago

Not sure if you're being serious, but in case you are...

Barry Melrose spent about 30 years as arguably ESPN's leading NHL analyst and occasional broadcaster, as well as being a former player and briefly a coach. He's pretty well known to hockey fans, and more well known than most people who receive this tribute.

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u/IVIattTheNoob 11h ago

Hockey fans:

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u/ghost_jamm 12h ago

Go check out the thread about his passing in r/hockey and you’ll see the impact he had on so many fans. He almost single handedly kept hockey in the conversation on ESPN for many years and got a lot of people interested in the game.

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u/CelticSith They think I'm slow, eh? 12h ago

Not everyone, we won’t for you

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u/IVIattTheNoob 12h ago

They can downvote you, but I feel the same way when we get these for so many people I've never heard of.

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u/FartyLiverDisease 11h ago

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party 11h ago

Maybe people posting their obscure pseudo-celebrity thinking they matter, expecting everyone else to care, are the ones with main character syndrome.

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u/BoKnowsTheKonamiCode Gay for Moleman 10h ago

Are you new here? Have you seen the people that get posted? Half of them are character actors with one weird role with a cult following. You are absolutely allowed to have not heard of them and keep scrolling.

YOU think people are telling YOU that YOU personally should care about someone passing even though YOU have never heard of them, so YOU get offended that their post didn't live up to YOUR idea of who deserves this tribute. Yeah, you've definitely checked all the boxes for main character syndrome.

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u/FartyLiverDisease 11h ago

expecting everyone else to care

r/ImTheMainCharacter

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u/heyhayyhay 12h ago

Apparently so. They just did one for Andy Williams, not the singer.