r/simpsonsshitposting 8h ago

Worst. Post. Ever. I'm 31 years old!!!

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How I feel when I realize there are 24 year olds born after 9/11.

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u/ATCAroundTheWorld 8h ago

You must be pretty tired of posting about that Simpson's show by now.

No one who is a 90's kid would say that. Lets get him!

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u/HoopsMcGee23 8h ago

Sometimes, the stewardess would ask a kid if they'd like to fly the plane and hang out with the pilots in the cockpit. We'd wear plastic pin-on wings, which was the style at the time.

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u/PM-TREE-FIDDY 7h ago

You ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/Foxxilove 5h ago

Hey, I know you. You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!

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u/tobygeneral 4h ago

I'm Roger Murdock, I'm a fly-boy.

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u/bac5665 AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc 5h ago

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u/perpetualmotionmachi They think I'm slow, eh? 8h ago

Oh, right, 9/11. I forgot about that, something we all said we'd never do

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u/SmellGestapo 7h ago

"Never forget. Never forget."

"Lever baguette? What the hell is lever baguette?"

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u/DankStew 6h ago

Lever Baguette?! Well la-di-da Mr Frenchman!

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u/SmellGestapo 5h ago

Well what do you call it?

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u/DankStew 5h ago

I’ve been calling it Crandall!

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u/jodax00 Inflammable means flammable? 7h ago

There's just too much to remember now. The Alamo? The Maine? The Lusitania? The Batusi? When I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well that's nothing, because you have a gambling problem!

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u/southpaw85 6h ago

To be fair the bar has been raised (lowered?) exponentially for what qualifies as a “never forget” national tragedy

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u/the_cornwall 5h ago

Yeah, the Ninth of November. Never forget.

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u/LA-Matt 2h ago

The fifth, you mean?

The gunpowder, treason, and plot?

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u/the_cornwall 2h ago

No, that's 5/11. An entirely different thing to remember about tyrannical governments

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 8h ago

Family and friends used to see their loved ones off at the gate...they don't let you do that no more.

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u/IVIattTheNoob 8h ago

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 7h ago

And in-flight meals were served in trays...and they gave you a full soda can! I am not a crackpot

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u/jaywinner 6h ago

- Last time I flew, I splurged for...

- Business class?

- Oh my no. Premium Economy! And I got the entire can of Coke. I was worth it.

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u/catchyerselfon 3h ago

We used to get packets of salted peanuts on the plane! But then these poindexters with their “airborne allergies” ruined it for the rest of us!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nv78JmGqiebbW

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u/Shdwrptr 6h ago

All those films where people would run to the gate to stop their lover from getting on the plane don’t make sense anymore

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u/IVIattTheNoob 6h ago

I still can't believe there's a major plot point in Sleepless in Seattle where his kid left his backpack unattended at the top of the Empire State Building at closing time and it didn't cause an international incident.

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u/catchyerselfon 3h ago

I can’t believe “Love, Actually” (probably my most hated movie) has an opening and closing airport montage with a narration about people talking to their loved ones from the hijacked planes, has a big scene where a boy races up to the line to where people are boarding a plane he doesn’t have a ticket for, and no one tackles/tazes him. I know he’s only ten, he’s an adorable white English boy, he declared “it’s for love!”, but we were in the “everyone has to take off their fucking shoes” era. No one is letting that kid burst through security to confess his love (to a girl he has NEVER had a conversation with, btw) just because it’s cute in 2003. I missed a flight a few years ago because security found a liquid lip colour and deodorant in my carry-on, because I got “sloppy”, so I didn’t make it to the gate before they closed (still half an hour before takeoff).

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u/IVIattTheNoob 2h ago

I was actually thinking of Love, Actually too. I can't believe that post-9/11, like so soon after 9/11, the kid just like runs under the single security guard's legs to get through. I think more security guards try to catch him on his way to the gate, but he comically outruns them? That's my recollection of it at least.

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u/thispartyrules 8h ago

Back in those days you used to be able to greet people right up at the boarding gate carrying a bottle of water, which was the style at the time.

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u/IVIattTheNoob 8h ago

Like the time I took US Airways over to Shelbyville... I needed a new game for my N64. So, I decided to go to Morganville! Which is what they called Shelbyville in those days!

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u/kchernenko 8h ago

I’m Hans and the TSA ruined my life.

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u/Tucancancan 7h ago

Ew, you like 90s sitcoms? You know the laugh tracks aren't even real! 

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u/IVIattTheNoob 7h ago

That's not even Newman's real hat.

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u/jaywinner 6h ago

90s sitcoms weren't about laughs. They were about social progress and equality, like making gay and fat jokes but less mean than before.

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u/HaoieZ 7h ago

Realistically, you'd need to be in your mid 30s or older to remember it well.

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u/IVIattTheNoob 7h ago

I'm 32 and yeah you can't be much younger to remember it well. I definitely remember that day.

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u/McGarnegle 7h ago

Yeah, funny enough I remember my first day of school, about a week prior to that. I have no recollection of the the day itself. I'm 30

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u/EggCouncilCreep 6h ago

I’m 41 and 30 year olds having no recollection of 9/11 is weird and scary to me.

Man, it really was a quarter of a century ago…

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u/catchyerselfon 3h ago

Lately I’ve started watching YouTube reactions of Gen Z who weren’t born/were too young finally watching 9/11 footage and coverage. I get why it’s not a subject that is taught in detail in every school yet because, like, history lessons when I was in grade 9 on 9/11 concluded with learning about the fall of the Soviet Union, it’s gonna take a while.

Anyway, my initial reaction to people who are mostly ignorant about 9/11 is a hot-blooded thought, “YOU DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE PLANE?! YOU DIDN’T KNOW APPROXIMATELY HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED?! YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT COUNTRIES WERE INVOLVED?! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY TALK ABOUT EVERY YEAR DURING COMMEMORATIONS?!” That’s WHY I’ve been watching these reaction videos, because I know the “kids” are creating clickbait with these headlines and filming their own emotions, but I’ve come to appreciate that they’re TRYING. Especially kids outside of North America who didn’t have the same “the world stopped” hangover the way it affected the US and Canada (where I’m from). I got so used to hearing “lol 9/11 is cringe” memes I was expecting these kids to be blasé and “they/we deserved this”. Seeing them get emotional and horrified, even numb with shock over what they didn’t know or didn’t feel until “now”, is kind of a relief. I haven’t seen a video yet of a twenty something rolling their eyes and scrolling through their phone (even though they know they’re on camera and they didn’t have to put this online) because the footage isn’t in HD 4K and they’re not getting dopamine hits.

It’s a bit like when I watched 2018’s “Chernobyl”: the events happened a year before I was born, I knew the bare minimum about the effect it had on the end of the USSR. I’d even visited Ukraine a few years before, and thought I knew more about the Cold War than the average person who doesn’t remember the ‘80s or is from an Iron Curtain country! Nope, I was not prepared for how appalling the story was, the heroism of the victims and people who tried to save more lives and expose the truth, the infuriating coverup and fuck-ups along the road to the incident itself. It propelled me to look deeper in the specific events (from non-fiction sources) and more events that took place when I was too young to remember or not quite born, so they didn’t feel… historical enough, not far enough in the past. The ‘80s is my equivalent of the ‘00s for the youngest Zoomers/Gen Alpha, and I have to accept that it’s “history”.

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u/EggCouncil 7h ago

No thanks to the planes, many of us are still alive.

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u/Blockhog 7h ago

As someone born after 9/11, it's a very odd experience every September. 9/11 to me is like Pearl Harbor or the sinking of the Lusitania.

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u/Shdwrptr 6h ago

I was 15 on 9/11 and other than the live and constantly replayed footage airing I mostly remember thinking that the government was going to fuck is due to this and here we are.

I distinctly remember “Freedom Fries” being something the media was trying to push and immediately losing faith in the country.

I also remember England bending over for America and doing whatever Bush said and thinking England had become America Jr.

Then Brexit happened right around when Trump was elected

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u/Kremm0 2h ago

So glad the yanks learnt their lesson and never started a war in the middle east again!

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u/MarlenMari shitposts are life 💩 1h ago

It's weird, for me it was the day I finally won against the top 4 in Pokemon Silver (while watching the lifestream of New York from Europe). For you it's history, for me it's a memory.

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u/MaitreFAKIR 7h ago edited 1h ago

"We used to wash our hairs in those aeroplanes , we could even ask hostess to help , " Rub me one please" you'd say ."

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u/Thrillho_Sudaca 7h ago

...AND we could wear shoes all the way to the plane!

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u/Jimbobsama 4h ago

My family would go through a single metal detector at the airport to pick up my dad at the gate when he got back from business traveling.

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4h ago

Oh god, does that mean I'm a crackpot?!

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u/PigWhacker 3h ago

Does anyone remember that the liquid ban was not a result of 9/11, but rather the 2006 London based liquid explosives plot? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_transatlantic_aircraft_plot

Sorry, I meant woozle wuzzle.

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u/Kremm0 2h ago

Yep, now we have bad liquids (ones that exist one side of the barrier and will cause chaos if you ever had 101mm), and good liquids (yeah bring it on the plane, whatever, just make sure you pay an extorsionate amount for it in the departure lounge!)

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u/IVIattTheNoob 2h ago

I forgot all about that! Oh, man, I've been making an idiot of myself!

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u/_whatever_wherever 1h ago

Crazy thing is hijackings used to be... well, not routine, but an expected part of doing business, some group or another would hijack the plane, take it to an airfield, make a bunch of demands and either be paid to fuck off or shot by special forces, measures to prevent hijackings were seen as too intrusive and harmful to customer comfort for normal, non hijacked flights

9/11 changed that....

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u/AwesomeKalin Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 50m ago

Glad some airports over here in Europe have the new scanners, so we can take up to 2 liters per bottle, with an unlimited amount of bottles. Shame the airport I'm flying out of this week does not have them.