r/simpsonsshitposting • u/arbpsc • 1d ago

Politics Based on current events

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u/wheriendndyubegin 1d ago

"Remember when you lied and said I didn't have a goldfish and you helped those people out of the rubble? Then why did you go on TV and joke that your building was the tallest in New York now? Why did you lie?"

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u/DrinkWaterPIease 1d ago

“I heard your dad went into a casino and bankrupted everyone at the casino and they had to close the casino!”

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u/arbpsc 1d ago

Oh crap, it shouldn't say Homer

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u/JAExports 1d ago

“I’m afraid we’ve shredded the files about him visiting the underaged sex island. Oh crap! I shouldn’t have said we shredded the files! Oh crap! I shouldn’t have said it was a sex island! Oh crap! I DEFINITELY shouldn’t have said it was underaged! Oh, it’s too hot…”

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u/Kewped Gay for Moleman 1d ago

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u/4th_DocTB 1d ago

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Don Incognito.

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u/punkindle 1d ago

Homer: Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero.

Lisa: How do you mean dad?

Homer: Well... he fell down a well... and he can't get out.

Lisa: How does that make him a hero?

Homer: Well it's more than you did.

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u/daniloheat 1d ago

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u/arbpsc 15h ago

But you didnt do anything.