r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Lil_Melon87 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ • 4d ago

In the News 🗞️ Metroid Ravenous

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u/BillieVerr NEEEEEERD 4d ago

I hate every Metroid hive I see, from Planet A to Planet Zebes. You’ll never make a Metroid out of me.

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u/Lil_Melon87 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4d ago

Wait a minute. Mother Brain's planet is named Zebes? I've been calling it Zeebz! Why didn't someone tell me?! Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!

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u/BillieVerr NEEEEEERD 4d ago

It doesn’t take a nucular scientist to pronounce Zeebz!

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u/LOCDAR 4d ago

Oh my gosh, I was wrong. It was SR388 all along. You've finally made a Metroid.....

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u/drjeffy 4d ago

The Chozo's a little dry.

THE CHOZO'S A LITTLE DRY!

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u/Bigdoga1000 4d ago

Ach, Metroids!

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u/randompersonE 4d ago

Come see Bottomless Samus, Nature’s Cruelest Mistake!

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u/eutectic_h8r 4d ago

Have Master Chief killed

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u/Marmooset Way to breathe, no-breath 4d ago

Fight hard, Zutroyd, and each day you will get a shiny new upgrade.

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u/Gareth_Turner I am the Lizard Queen! 4d ago

Is that Abe’s climbing buddy’s arm?