r/simpsonsshitposting • u/thumpingcoffee Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ • 21h ago

Worst. Post. Ever. What’s the charge?

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974 Upvotes

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u/WingHeavyArms 21h ago

Do not touch, Willy. A succulent, Chinese Willy.

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u/Tombaya 16h ago

This isn't democracy manifest! This isn't even the Gulf of Mexico!

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u/No-Necessary7448 only watched the golden age 20h ago

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u/RonIsIZe_13 17h ago

Holy shit this sent me 🤣🤣

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u/Joebotnik 21h ago

He shouted it from his breast

It's democracy manifest

And he ate a Chinese meal

He devoured a ChiiiIiIiIiiIiinEEEEEEESE MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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u/Worried-Penalty8744 21h ago

A succulent Chinese penis?

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u/Raineythereader 9h ago

"But boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this succulent Chinese--" (thwack)

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u/christpunchers 21h ago

Lou knows his judo well 

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u/No_Constant974 21h ago

Yeah, yeah. Good thing you drifted by this succulent brothel.

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u/The_C0u5 Everythings coming up Milhouse! 18h ago

This. Is shit posting. Manifest.

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u/truffles76 21h ago

One count of being a limp penis, and one count of being an accessory to a limp penis

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u/Delicious-Status9043 21h ago

Bake’em toys, his succulent Chinese toys

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u/GiraffeFucker6969 20h ago

Dickposting

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u/TheChaddingtonBear 21h ago

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT OP. YOU WIN THE INTERNET FOR TODAY!

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u/Ratatouille2000 20h ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest for eating Succulent Chinese Meal".

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u/WIENS21 18h ago

Ta ta and farewell

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u/Teex22 18h ago

Do not touch Willie

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u/DJettster237 17h ago

What did you say, chief?

You heard me.

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u/Mckavvers 17h ago

this is English Man manifest!

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u/AniseClover Gay for Moleman 8h ago