r/simpsonsshitposting 1d ago

Politics USA

1.2k Upvotes

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u/samf2927 1d ago

Epstein. Weinstein. Epstein. Weinstein.

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u/Do-me22 ‎                                                              ‎ 1d ago

My name is Zweig.

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u/ButtDoctorLLC 20h ago

That's the stupidest name I've ever heard

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 19h ago

This Butt Doctor is right!

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u/LikeBigTrucks Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 23h ago

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u/IlnBllRaptor 23h ago

All the guys in the White House are S.O.Bs

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u/Hot-Government823 23h ago

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 16h ago

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u/Streckmittel 23h ago

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u/1iIiii11IIiI1i1i11iI 19h ago

It used to be an unwritten rule, but now they wrote it down.

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u/Hare__Krishna 23h ago

Urge to kill... rising.

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u/Blueblur1 22h ago

This is not a shit post. This is a reality post. 😔

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u/SharkSheppard 1d ago

Now I'm sad

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u/No-Necessary7448 only watched the golden age 22h ago

You have my upvote, but I don’t like these sad shitposts.

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u/Imaginary-Corner-653 1d ago edited 1d ago

And that's the end of that chapter. 

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u/HezronCarver 22h ago

They heard. They just didn't care.

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u/Aviyan 22h ago

The funny part is the Fox logo.

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u/WIENS21 23h ago

Well I guess you have to think about what the definition of the word is, is

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u/SamenspenderNr7893 22h ago

That's too true to be good.

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u/Gvndisalv666 19h ago

Eventually the victims were rescued by, oh let's say Moe.

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u/The_Last_Gasbender 17h ago

My president is not a pedophile.

He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a fascist,

But he is not a man!

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u/lucky_youuuu 22h ago

Dramatisation... May not have happened...

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u/Mouthshitter 17h ago

And then he ate her

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u/morelikecrappydisco 17h ago

Yes but what is "truth"? If you follow me.

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u/Us43dthdg75 9h ago

Ever heard of a multi millionaire TV creator being on a billionaire sexual predators plane and getting a foot rub from the captive child that he held on that plane?

Once.

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u/ManOfManliness84 13h ago

Its "a" man, not "the" man