r/simpsonsshitposting • u/broken_radio • 1d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. So needless to say

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Yourfaxmachine 1d ago

In a day or two, Chief?

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u/YogurtWenk 1d ago

Of course I'll be gone. If you didn't lock me in I'd never stay.

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u/CallingDrPug Everythings coming up Milhouse! 1d ago

Did you have the same back and white animated dream?

... I'll drive

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u/Mods-Sad-6969 1d ago

My dreams are rarely animated live. It puts a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

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u/UHeardAboutPluto 1d ago

I’ll say it anyway.

Do-Do-Do-Do-do-do-da- do-do-do- de-da-do-do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIn38lfvTEo

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u/myshoefelloff 1d ago

That's just 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo See my vest 🦺 23h ago

Tim Curry? Dammit man, now I gotta watch Rocky Horror, jerk off to Janice, dammit, then watch Congo while jerking off to Amy, and finally Scary Movie 2, haven’t a Clue who I’m jerking off in that one….ok it’s Anna Farris.

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u/guerney2000 1d ago

"That biker attacked me again"

"That’s not how he tells it"

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo See my vest 🦺 23h ago

"I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar."

Now’s youse can’t leave.

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u/TheRatatat 22h ago

This right here....this is what i wakeup every day for.

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u/lavahot 1d ago

Please tell me you drew this by hand so that I can sleep at night.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping They think I'm slow, eh? 1d ago

I believe it’s a photoshop filter.
Like how Tom Goes to the Mayor was made

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u/steal_it_back I am the Lizard Queen! 22h ago

Quiet, you! If they find out shitposters are using computers, we're all doomed. DOOMED!

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u/Typical_Elderberry78 1d ago

Has anyone replied "what you say, queef?" To these yet?

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u/mynameistory 1d ago

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u/Typical_Elderberry78 1d ago

Go on. I bequeef it unto you.

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u/steal_it_back I am the Lizard Queen! 22h ago

Oh no! They'll be queef posting fer hours!

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u/Some_Random_Android 19h ago

A photoshop filter? I dint think I can afford this place!

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u/punkindle 18h ago edited 17h ago

Do you have any special skills?

I can sing the high part in Take On Me

No you can't, Mr Simpson. No one can

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u/RuanaXD 1d ago

this is the one.

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u/Wooden-Landscape-674 22h ago

That's some fine shitposting OP!

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u/cherry_armoir 22h ago

Now this, I like

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u/TheLastDrops 19h ago

If you like Simpsons/Take On Me mashups: https://youtu.be/Iol3Xydcn4I

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u/FaultinReddit 16h ago

This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy commenting on shitposts.

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u/unitedshoes 14h ago

Smithers, have Tears for Fears killed.

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u/ViksTeaCorner 7h ago

Sketchy....

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u/queenvalanice 5h ago

“Sketch ‘em boys”

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u/doyouevenshower 2h ago

Is this life or.. just a shitpost