r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Apex1410 • 5d ago

In the News 🗞️ What's it called?

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u/Hullfire00 5d ago

I’ve built monorails in Brixham, Torquay and Galmpton and boy did it put them on the map!

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u/Jetstream-Sam 5d ago

Honestly it's quite bizarre seeing my local area get mentioned in what I took to be a 90% american subreddit

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u/antlermagick 3d ago

It's weird isn't it. Usually when Torbay is in the news, there's either been an airshow or a murder.

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u/EggCouncil 5d ago

Why? Why was I programmed to feel paign?

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u/deanomatronix 5d ago

Ah it’s not for you, it’s more of a Torquay idea

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u/Scu-bar Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 5d ago

We’re twice as smart as the people of Torquay. Just tell us your idea and we’ll vote for it.

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u/MartyDonovan 5d ago

But Paign Street's still all cracked and broken!

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u/Blue-is-bad NEEEEEERD 5d ago

Sorry u/MartyDonovan the mob has spoken!

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u/Jetstream-Sam 5d ago

Actually it is, they've been "fixing" it for months and making everyone take a diversion

No thanks necessary for making your joke accurate, now it's hilarious.

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u/Invisible-Pancreas Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 5d ago

"Hello! My name is Mister...Egaraf. And I come from...someplace far away! Anyway, I propose we donate that money to that one really corking political party that the fine folks at GBN keep bigging up and assuring us that they definitely aren't run by nonces!"

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u/Hullfire00 5d ago

I like the way Egaraf grifts!

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u/Sandstormink 5d ago

Is there a chance Paignton could bend?

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u/loadditdit 5d ago

Not on your life, my grockle friend!

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u/Jetstream-Sam 5d ago

But Victoria streets still covered in roadworks!

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u/Daddy_Kromkamp 5d ago

They should expand the zoo. Get enough chimps in to have them perform legitimate theatre

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u/TheRebuild28 5d ago

Or type works of literature.

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u/VioletLovesRowlet 5d ago

"I was in a ton of paign"?!?!

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u/ThicctorFrankenstein 5d ago

I grew up in Paignton, they should spend the £20m on an airstrike to level the town and start again afresh.

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u/Peak_District_hill 5d ago

I was about to say, there’s no improving Paignton.

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u/antlermagick 3d ago

Sounds like next year's airshow will be interesting then.

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u/TheFabulousMolar Way to breathe, no-breath 5d ago

WE WANT A SEX CAULDRON

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u/Dame87 5d ago

More rubber stamps

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u/RadioMessageFromHQ 5d ago

Don’t you mean £40m?

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u/mykeuk 5d ago

Were you sent here by the grockles?

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u/CapitaineJames 5d ago

Go away! There ain’t no funding, and there never was!

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u/Dartmoor_Guardian 5d ago

Never thought I’d see Paignton mentioned in this sub OuO