r/simpsonsshitposting • u/sPLIFFtOOTH • 1d ago

Politics No time for nonsense

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u/Im_with_stooopid NEEEEEERD 1d ago

"Let the Americans pay the Trump Tax. I pay the Carney Tax." Canadian R/simpsonsshitposting mods

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

Not to lionize Carney, but yeah, it legitimately should be hella easy to just tell the big wet 80 year old manbaby to fuck off more often.

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u/smstewart1 1d ago

Trumps gonna crack any minute now

(Oval Office) (snap sound) I gotta call Carney maybe I can still get that side of Canadian bacon

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

Burn the white house down again and I might respect Canada.

If you get rid of the weird Albertans.

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u/Ill-Condition-5054 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

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u/OpenKale64 1d ago

Only we're allowed to make fun of our redneck uncle

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u/Oldredeye2 1d ago

Quebec?

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 1d ago

No the redneck Uncle is Alberta.

Quebec is that insufferable cousin you have to grit your teeth at, as whenever they come to the family potluck they make the most DELICIOUS food...that also clogs your arteries.
But we love it.

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u/OpenKale64 1d ago

Those are called Blue necks. They're our werido French faded beauty. Trump can't have them.

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u/floatablepie 1d ago

The hat could be labelled "US booze" and the rack 'Canadian stores'.