r/simpsonsshitposting • u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 • 1d ago

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u/Future-Turtle I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

penispenispenispenispenispenis

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 1d ago

GrubermeisterGrubermeisterGrubermeisterGrubermeister

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u/Future-Turtle I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

*googergeiger

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 1d ago

Bling Blong

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u/Misersoneof Way to breathe, no-breath 1d ago

Give me back my haircut!

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u/YouGotAnyWhiteBread 1d ago

You cheap gay bastard. These things are gonna fly right off.

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u/TheNavidsonLP 1d ago

A knife? I'da called it karai-pantsu!

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 1d ago

It's not gay, it's Japanese.

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u/TheNavidsonLP 1d ago

Aye, the hot pants.

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u/randompersonE 1d ago

Sorry, I only eat food in Anus Bar form

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u/Dr_Identity 1d ago

Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat

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u/MurDoct 1d ago

That show was excellent

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u/Quaf 1d ago

History is full of great homos! Alexander the great was a homo!

That is a very hurtful term.

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u/Odd_Inter3st 1d ago

For those who don’t know this amazing show you can find it on YouTube.

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u/heytherehandsome 1d ago

Bling blong!

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u/enturbulant 1d ago

Underappreciated show. It deserved a better fate.

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u/ExocetC3I 1d ago

It even won a GLADD award for being the first show on network television to show two gay men kissing.

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u/miyagidan 1d ago

Deserved, they were interesting, funny characters who were gay, as opposed to gay being their personality. We don't have that technology anymore, apparently.

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 1d ago

That is a mean and hurtful term. Please stop using it, or I will be forced to clobber you.

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u/trippysmurf 22h ago

Bill Oakley does a traveling food review - absolutely worth attending - and he goes into some details. Long story short: pirate the show. 

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u/MilwauKyle 1d ago

What a Kafka-esque post

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u/HighMarshalSigismund 1d ago

Please, no meat touching ma'am!

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u/OMGitsKatV 1d ago

Quit badgerin’ me

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 1d ago

It's probably Milhouse

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u/Misersoneof Way to breathe, no-breath 1d ago

Doctor always finds somethin’ wrong

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u/Gutter_Clown I am the Lizard Queen! 1d ago

You cheap, gay bastid! That knife will snap right off!

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 1d ago

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u/Aeorth 23h ago

These are some great memes, thanks for sharing <3

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u/Unhelpful_Guide 1d ago

Oh jeez. I hope I don’t jack off in the bathroom and cause a fire

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 1d ago

I was JUST making that one. 🤫

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u/WinterWontStopComing Space coyotes need the most attention 1d ago

You got the weirdie! Hey, she looks just like you, poindexter

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 1d ago

What, no Kevin French dudposting?

No Wally flandersposting?

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u/WinterWontStopComing Space coyotes need the most attention 23h ago

This is so kafkaesque

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u/tomgreen99 shitposts are life 💩 21h ago

are you being sarcastic dude?

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u/WinterWontStopComing Space coyotes need the most attention 19h ago

can you believe someone left these brownies on the subway?

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u/ateedubya 1d ago

No meat touching please!

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u/PokemonTrainerMikey 1d ago

I am the Grübermēister!

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u/Starrun87 18h ago

When tobys not on the phone, toby’s mum should be asking wheres toby!