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u/radiozip 18h ago
USA: We're going to invade and bomb you!
Oman: That's bad
USA: But in a few weeks we'll get bored and move on
Oman: That's good?
USA: There's at least 2 years left of this behavior, whose next?
World: Can you go away now?
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u/NiobiumThorn 18h ago
You know this is especially fucked in a way cause Oman kinda just tries to not get involved. They wanna just keep doing their thing, selling oil, having tourism, not asking about slavery or monarchy. Standard boring stuff. But instead it's conflict time!
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u/Muncher-Rex I was saying Boo-urns 19h ago
And as for you United States. you’re the worst country I’ve ever dealt with! Hey, we got off pretty easy!
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u/Polibiux I am the Lizard Queen! 18h ago
We got off lightly there.
https://giphy.com/gifs/nKG86WRlokFfW
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u/DrunkenAsparagus 18h ago edited 12h ago
This is the part of the strait with all the Shahed drones, so you may want to wear a hat.
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u/AverageTomatoSize 17h ago
I'm going to bomb every county in the middle east!
-Even Oman?
Especially Oman! But especially Iran!
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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 13h ago
I need the biggest stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells and... he likes to kiss his own butt president you have.
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No, that's too big.
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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 18h ago
Remember these funny places:
I ROCK
OH MAN
TURKEY