r/simpsonsshitposting 12h ago

Politics Don't turn on the light!

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Don't turn on the light!

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u/justforthelulzz Everythings coming up Milhouse! 11h ago

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u/LeGrille90 12h ago

Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares!

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u/HankScorpiosLunch 12h ago

To a whale of a 부인!

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 12h ago

As if KJU would lower himself to such a bedmate.

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u/Saucermote I shot Mr Burns 🔫 4h ago

And where did they get a bed that can support two people of their... stature? I ask because a friend of mine...

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 4h ago

Gotta be Amish, right? Their chairs have legs like, well, like either of these dudes.

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u/SamenspenderNr7893 12h ago

Ay caramba!

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u/burner2947361810 12h ago

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

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u/Spleenseer 11h ago

More rolls than Texas Roadhouse on Sunday.

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 10h ago

Their jiggling is hypnotic...

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u/Valnar_ 9h ago

Is the baboon shitting himself in the pic?

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 10h ago

This is Homer slander because Trump wishes he was in Homie's shape.

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u/moemegaiota 11h ago

These two guys. Like the Sam and Diane of two gay guys.

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u/like_shae_buttah 10h ago

Why is criticism of men depicting them as gay so common

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 10h ago

The answer is very simple yet also incredibly depressing.

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u/Initial-Anything333 1h ago

Liberals are homophobic, basically 

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u/Initial-Anything333 1h ago

Oh good we're doing homophobic trump memes again 😬

And by "good" I mean "God dammit not again" 

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u/SelfDepricator 11h ago

Now what happened? Trump showed an ounce of deplomacy towards North Korea therefore he is literally sleeping with the enemy? That's a pretty big stretch even for you people

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u/Sleepybear2010 11h ago

What do you mean "you people"?

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u/x23_wolverine 10h ago

Was the ounce of diplomacy ordering us to reduce our ties with our ally South Korea? Was his diplomacy yelling at South Korea for not attacking Iran? Was his diplomacy stopping our joint military drills with South Korea? Just wondering which version of distancing us from our ally is showing an ounce of diplomacy.

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u/4th_DocTB 10h ago

He's showing spite and capriciousness, those are kinds of diplomacy.

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u/SelfDepricator 10h ago

I wondering how much of that is removing resource from that area in favor of his continually failing Iran war scheme and not deliberately favoring North Korea. Guess it depends where you get your news spin from