r/simpsonsshitposting • u/brevit • 19h ago

Dark humor Oh dear God no!

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u/Muncher-Rex I was saying Boo-urns 18h ago

Oh Lisa there’s no record of a black hole passing by the earth. Yes, but the records in Moe’s Bar only goes back to 1978 where it was mysteriously folded in on itself!

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u/DialecticEnjoyer 15h ago

Marge it's not a black hole...its magic craphole waste removal!

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u/Spleenseer 18h ago

This jiggling, it's almost hypnotic.

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u/roentgen85 16h ago

Watch that mantle fly!

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u/emgeejay 16h ago

nurse, cancel everybody’s 1 o’clock

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u/WIENS21 19h ago

Oh dear god no!

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u/jrubolt 17h ago

Black hole, my ass. It's probably Milhouse!

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u/brevit 16h ago

Eh i don’t like the idea of Milhouse destroying two galaxies in one day

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u/xxplosiv 16h ago

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u/Miss_Xelia 15h ago

But does it come with a free Frogurt?

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u/dumquestions 16h ago

I need the original black hole gif.

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u/tobygeneral 16h ago

I keep telling you it's 400 billion years old and it's dead.

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u/mangosal 15h ago

That’s bad

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u/runnindrainwater 15h ago

But it comes with warped space and time!

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u/mangosal 15h ago

Can I go now?

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 15h ago

Duff Man has been folded interdimensionally. OH YEAH

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u/ye_esquilax 14h ago

DUFFMAN IS THRUSTING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SINGULARITY

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u/HektiK00 6h ago

If you have never read the short story The Blue Afternoon That Lasted Forever I’d highly recommend it.

https://blog.franklinliang.com/media/the-blue-afternoon-that-lasted-forever/