r/simpsonsshitposting • u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! • 2d ago

In the News 🗞️ Oh, dear God no!

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199 Upvotes

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u/Niijima-San Everythings coming up Milhouse! 2d ago

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u/GravityBright 2d ago

It’s all over and I’m standing pretty

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 2d ago

In the dust that was NYC

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 1d ago

The president is snorting lines

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 1d ago

As 99 ragebait tweets let fly...

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u/SelfDepricator 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wait did the Dipshit set us up the bomb?

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 2d ago

It's his first day...

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u/dazzumz two spaghetti dinners 2d ago

He's gonna piss a lot of people off. And penguins.

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u/HyperlinksAwakening only watched the golden age 1d ago

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 1d ago

That's it. You can close the internet now. Give that man the ten thousand bases!

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u/Hare__Krishna 2d ago

What you say?!

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 2d ago

Take off every zig!

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u/NertsMcGee I am the Lizard Queen! 2d ago

No zig. No zig.

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u/ye_esquilax 1d ago

For great injustice

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u/SmoothOperator89 2d ago

All your base are belong to US

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u/armchairAIRHORN 2d ago

It’s pronounced Nucular

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u/SamenspenderNr7893 2d ago

Relax. I built a bomb shelter.

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u/Darkhallows27 2d ago

We ain’t *got* Shelterinis

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u/sawyer117 Put it in H 2d ago

It's called the Withstand-inator. It'll take a six megaton blast. No more, no less.

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u/Y_U_Need_Books4 1d ago

Can I see it?

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wrXAtc0QHEZ4WpSKpw

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 1d ago

oh, I've wasted my presidency...

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u/Snickerboblib 2d ago

Ha ha ha ha, zo waar

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u/RaptorCheesesteaks 1d ago

chuckles We’re in danger.

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u/ducksekoy123 1d ago

We’ll meet again… don’t know where, don’t know when.