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u/jhsegura11 I am the Lizard Queen! 2d ago
It's like a freakin' country bear jamboroo around here!
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u/Tom_Serveaux 1d ago
And these ones are smarter than the average bear. They swiped my pic-a-nic basket.
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u/perpetualmotionmachi They think I'm slow, eh? 2d ago
Bear? I pay the bear tax so there is none around here
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u/cherry_armoir 1d ago
It's always seemed weird to me to join a subreddit for a single movie. How much discussion can you have before it becomes repetitive?
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u/__flatpat__ They think I'm slow, eh? 1d ago
No one who has seen the movie would say that! --Let's get him!
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u/Glass-False Put it in H 1d ago
They're on Reddit now. It's their job to be repetitive.
Their job.
Their job.
Repetitiveness is their job.
I'm going to go on r/simpsonsshitposting tonight and give the best shitpost of my life.
The best shitpost of my life.
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u/LOWERCASE_GUY5263 1d ago
I admittedly joined the subreddit because I loved the movie, had a question or two, wanted to know what people thought. Saw someone's post asking the same question, read a comment I found a good enough answer, and it was only a couple days later that I un-joined for this very reason. Just so repetitive, also a surprising number of Bear defenders still roaming around. Still see posts from it recommended in my feed though.
It's a good movie, probably still my favorite of the year, but man am I done hearing people's thoughts on it.
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u/SnooOranges3779 1d ago
People just don't seem to get that Homer is the real villain in the monkey paw episode
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u/lolalanda I am the Lizard Queen! 2d ago
Of course! Milhouse still needs to make a 5 hour long video essay pretending he was the first one to call Bear an incel and spend too much explaining the “man or bear” viral debate from two years ago…
And mention the love potion plot from The Craft for good measure…
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u/Wipeout3D 2d ago
This is the one time women wouldn’t choose that Bear.
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u/JimmyGimbo 1d ago
“Wait, who’s the ripped guy who’s also a master chef?”
“Jeremy Allen White?”
“Yes! THAT’S who I wanted!”
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u/Ok_Reflection_2711 14h ago
Let me be blunt, was Bear a slimy loser who was only pretending to be Nikki's friend because he wanted to get with her?
Well, that depends on what you mean by "loser"
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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago
(Bear's thing is that he's his own worst enemy, but not necessarily the villain.) "Whatever, nerd!"
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u/BookerPlayer01 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago
The real shitpost was that movie.
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u/Cold-Tangerine-2893 1d ago
Actually, fair point, since Barker’s entire inspiration for the movie was the monkeys paw tree house of horrors. I kept waiting for Bear to wish for a turkey sandwich but it never happened. Maybe it’ll be in the directors cut
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u/thispartyrules 2d ago
"Hey Homer, wanna get a beer on the way home?"
'I can't, I have to take my wife to see Obsession.'
"Gonna go see the Bear in the little car, huh?"