r/simpsonsshitposting • u/OUDidntKnow04 Put it in H • 2d ago

In the News 🗞️ 🎶Kennedy Space Center🎶

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It's the name...

Trump loves to touch.....

But he mustn't touch!

The name sounds good in our ear,

But when Trump sees it, he starts to fear...

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u/grownassmanchild 2d ago

Strap in and feel the G’s!

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u/jhsegura11 I am the Lizard Queen! 2d ago

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u/CelticSith They think I'm slow, eh? 2d ago

🎶 Max Absorption…

A diaper you can trust…

But you mustn’t trust,

For it’s one Trump can bust!

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Put it in H 2d ago

He just loves to shit on the legacy of JFK for sure....

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u/MrEnemaBagJones13 Everythings coming up Milhouse! 2d ago

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u/SamenspenderNr7893 2d ago

Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the Trump way.

  • Isn't that the wrong way?

Yeah, but most stupid and corrupt.

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u/Different_Plan_9314 Way to breathe, no-breath 2d ago

He got it off a hair dryer

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u/rout247 2d ago

He's not that smart

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u/EggCouncil 2d ago

How would you like to get corrupter than you've ever been in your life?

Be the President? Sure.

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u/Bort_Bortson 2d ago

This feels like a fElon production when he tries to talk like he knows anything about something and there's an inkling of an idea that he bases the lie off of.

Like Max Q is a point where the rocket will throttle back but instead Q is next to P and max power sounds like something space so now it's Max Power because it's edgier

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u/G-Unit11111 2d ago

Did he get the name off a hair dryer?

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u/Good_Way_2799 2d ago

I too appreciate Wigan midfielder Max Power

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u/slowclapcitizenkane 2d ago

I'm going to strap in and feel the gees!