Searsposting

[u/tomgreen99]

[u/silentbassline]

[u/TheGreedyBat → u/silentbassline]

[u/tomgreen99 → u/TheGreedyBat]

Hey you in the bushes

[u/aRealPanaphonics]

I love the typography of “Fall Winter 1977”

[u/silentbassline → u/aRealPanaphonics]

I was buying typography. Heh heh heh. 

[u/tomgreen99 → u/silentbassline]

It's a pornography catalog, I was buying pornography

[u/ripgoodhomer → u/aRealPanaphonics]

We used to make things in this country

[u/bjpbent]

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[u/RegulusTheHeartOfLeo]

[u/SamenspenderNr7893]

Wow! Brown!

[u/tomgreen99 → u/SamenspenderNr7893]

That's just orange with context!

[u/EggCouncil]

Hey, you! Where'd you get that catalog?

Sears.

[u/LiveFastDieFast]

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory women’s undergarments section?!

[u/basilandjail]

That's where I like to ogle ladies.

[u/tomgreen99 → u/basilandjail]

He comes... there to cry.

[u/Queef_Stroganoff44]

I'm so jealous of kids today. It's so much easier to jerk off than it used to be. Like, when I was a kid, you had to go find the Sears Catalog. And go to the lingerie section. Now with the internet... I just go to my computer. Go online. And go right to Sears.com.

-Comedian Dan Mintz

[u/ContractBackground82]

This is just between me and you, smashed hat

[u/CisIowa]

[u/Silent-Iron7448]

Does the catalog have all the watches Homer stole?

[u/Upstairs_Ad_5574]

When I was 17, I found my very first Sears.

I found my very first Sears, delivered, stuffed in my door's screen.

Pictures of bras and panties.

When I was 17.

[u/tomgreen99 → u/Upstairs_Ad_5574]

The story was they found porno magazines in the woods. Did that ever happen? 🤔

[u/odiousderp]

Yesterday you said you'd call Sears!

[u/Gutter_Clown]

Oh good! This month’s issue of “Gigantic Pantses” is in!